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Single guy/dad. Cooks a bit and occasionally builds stuff. Always tweets about food. Love🎵🎸|⛳️| 🥾| ✈️ Unsuccessfully navigating the dating world

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Joined November 2019
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
After Zelenskyy’s break with Trump, if he can survive politically, and if Ukraine’s war machine can continue to function even with reduced U.S. aid, and if the Ukrainian front lines do not collapse, this would not only be a major victory for Zelenskyy, but also the beginning of Europe’s true political and military independence. This war was originally seen as Ukraine’s “war of independence” to free itself from Russian influence; going forward, it may become “Europe’s war of independence.”
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
As Aston Villa manager, Unai Emery has managed 5 Premier League matches away at Tottenham. He has won 4 of them. That's more league victories at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than the most recent 3 Spurs managers combined - 3. (Emery's Villa also won there in FA Cup game last season)
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Canadian Geese are now called DONALD DUCKS.
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
Green Day TV is officially on the air. Nobody knows who approved this.  Drop in on @YouTube for a 24/7 nonstop stream of live footage, music videos, unearthed VHS tapes, deep cuts, and probably some stuff that should've stayed in the archives. youtube.com/live/Xu90G4oFq2o…
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
How many have you done? ⛳️ 📝
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Chelsea FC's parent company (BlueCo) has approximately £1.4 billion of debt. In 2024–25 they made a pre-tax loss of £262 million. They've finished beneath #AVFC in the Premier League for three of the last four seasons. Next season they ain't in any #UEFA competition.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6390212…
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
It’s VERY important 🥹
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If you want my advice then don’t use these scammers. First time I’ve ever been expected to pay for the transfer from the parking to Heathrow. Mentioned in the absolute smallest print that you can’t see when you make the booking. RT appreciated.
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
Aston Villa have taken more Premier League points than Tottenham since 2020 👀
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
Never again wonder why Russia was willing to spend billions getting Trump into office. Sadly, the Brits STILL don't understand it's all happening again with Farage.
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access. If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
The only negative of Villa being near the summit is coming on here and seeing every Gen Z football illiterate saying how much bigger their club is and damning Villa with faint praise like some puppy. In the history of English football there's Liverpool and Manchester United who are significantly bigger. The rest are either corrupt rich, or stat padded minor European trophies and who haven't won the European Champions Cup as Champions of England. In 151 years, Aston Villa Football Club have spent 70% of their existence in the top half of the top flight. For comparison, Leeds United have spent 50% of their existence in tier 2. Any start to finish ( of English football, not 20 arbitrary "corrupt rich" years) historical top 4 includes Aston Villa Football Club. And it would take 50 years outside ghe top flight to change that.
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the Crumbling Dad retweeted
This video should be far more widely circulated. It shows the British patriot Nigel Farage discussing how to make the UK subservient to MAGA-dominated, Hungarian and Indian far-right aligned globalist networks. On film. theguardian.com/politics/201…
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🆘2 OCT 2025 #Lost Kooper #ScanMe Cocker Spaniel Male Skeugh lane #Stillington #YO61 #York #NorthYorkshire He had a navy and orange stripe long line lead attached and a black collar doglost.co.uk/dog/200306
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Replying to @CrumblingDad
Have you heard of The Bread and Butter Thing? We help low income families get healthy affordable food! We shouldn’t need to exist but you have demonstrated why we do
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Hi everyone... boring tweet, but I haven't made a sale in over a week, the longest time since I started my little business over 6 years ago.. 😔 If you my bird photography and would like to own or gift someone my products, I'd be very grateful. ❤️ carlbovis.com/shop-3
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She called it.
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This is the best summary of the current geopolitical situation I have seen. Sir Alex Younger was head of MI6 between 2014 and 2020. Really worth watching.
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We expect that some 50 Auschwitz Survivors will come to the Memorial to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the liberation. The event will be held in front of the main gate of the former Auschwitz II-Birkenau camp. On January 27, the eyes and ears of the world should rest upon them. We must safeguard their voices from silence, distortion, instrumentalization, or being overshadowed. Their message should guide us and help both to commemorate all victims of the camp and shape the memory of the human tragedy of #Auschwitz. (Photo: instagram.com/annanovak23) #Auschwitz80
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25. I'd be grateful if my followers / contacts in the areas of journalism, capacity law and disability rights could please re-tweet. [P.s if you've been in contact with me professionally over the past few weeks, this is the reason for my out of office. Thanks ❤️]
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