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Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar

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Don't trust them new DEIs over there🎶 Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
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Just so we all understand how rare what happened in Tampa today. The @Buccaneers are the 1st team since 1974 to win a game without completing a pass..but let’s go deeper: Tampa has won 2 straight games by double digits with all of 62 passing yards. That’s the fewest passing yards in 2 games won by double digits since the 1942 Steelers
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NewsNewsNews (@RealCrookedNews) profile pictureNewsNewsNews@RealCrookedNewsOct 30
Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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@NickStillHereOct 31
That was a good shot the nigga just ugly
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 30
“What you need ibuprofen for when you can have a Perk?” — Kendrick Perkins 😭😭
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Dani@taxheavenirlOct 30
you’ll get straight up ignored for regulars who tip 50% on those $5 drinks
Fiedia 🌸✩🚩 (@POLREWK0M) profile pictureFiedia 🌸✩🚩@POLREWK0MOct 30
cant wait to someday take my European ass to the States, go to a dive bar (after pre-gaming), pay after every drink and not tip a single dime
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Hannah 🕷️🏠@spider_mansionOct 30
The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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TJ Hernandez@TJHernandezOct 30
How many people arguing against going for 2 down 14 know that percent means out of 100?
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One of the best quotes I've heard about game theory and decision-making comes from the show Black Sails: "Your options are bad and worse. That's what losing looks like."
Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoNBCS) profile pictureMatt Maiocco@MaioccoNBCSOct 30
If you go for 2 when you’re down 8 (extra point cuts it to 7), why not just go for 2 every time? I don’t understand the logic.
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Momentum isn't real. Math is
Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) profile pictureSkip Bayless
@RealSkipBaylessOct 30
I will never understand going for two with 5:37 left after scoring the TD that cut the lead to 8. KICK THE POINT. MAINTAIN THE MOMENTUM.
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@talitoschiOct 28
desde que a barreira da língua foi derrubada nesse site, percebi que o mundo é mais parecido do que eu imaginava
Nicola Humar (@nicola_humar) profile pictureNicola Humar@nicola_humarOct 27
La gente “né di destra né di sinistra” quando vince un candidato di sinistra
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@onlysammmsOct 29
women are so creative with nudes meanwhile men’s nudes look like something out of a laboratory
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Sharaab Singh 🇺🇸@metr0politicsOct 29
We got Uncle Ruckesh over here thinking he’s white 🤣
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 28
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Yea just the recovery from a pandemic
MainStreetUSA (@Middleclass1967) profile pictureMainStreetUSA@Middleclass1967Oct 29
Biden hit a $5/gallon high without a war
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US average gas prices peaked above $5/gallon in June 2022 under Biden, after Russia's Feb 2022 invasion of Ukraine. usgasgauge.com/gas-prices/his… politifact.com/factchecks/202… govargus.com/presidents/bid…
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Ryan@BanUnsweetTeaOct 29
This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 28
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Lebron old
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@ESPNNBAOct 29
Andrew Nembhard almost had the clip of a lifetime 😂
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When a new comic is too familiar at an open mic
lucks (@tagifbotaccount) profile picturelucks@tagifbotaccountOct 29
Replying to @TheDunkCentral
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This looks like a parody of a movie about Madden
Prime Movies (@primemovies) profile picturePrime Movies
@primemoviesOct 27
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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ٰ@daergpOct 27
i miss when she would send me pictures of her boobs unprovoked
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The team IS MOVING. They're also 30th in residents within a 30 minute radius and when they move to Tampa that population will double. Can we please table this discussion until after they move?
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Low-key hoping the Rays lose tonight so I don't have to deal with traffic tomorrow
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Vote early, vote often!
Cilantro.bb.95@aim.com (@bb_apes) profile picture[email protected]@bb_apesOct 27
i love voting sm, can’t wait to do it every day for a week
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