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Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar

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@wingoz5h
Just so we all understand how rare what happened in Tampa today. The @Buccaneers are the 1st team since 1974 to win a game without completing a pass..but let’s go deeper: Tampa has won 2 straight games by double digits with all of 62 passing yards. That’s the fewest passing yards in 2 games won by double digits since the 1942 Steelers
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Nate 🐝🌹🇵🇸@natemaklocklinOct 31
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NewsNewsNews (@RealCrookedNews) profile pictureNewsNewsNews@RealCrookedNewsOct 30
Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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Slick
@NickStillHereOct 31
That was a good shot the nigga just ugly
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 30
“What you need ibuprofen for when you can have a Perk?” — Kendrick Perkins 😭😭
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Dani@taxheavenirlOct 30
you’ll get straight up ignored for regulars who tip 50% on those $5 drinks
Fiedia 🌸✩🚩 (@POLREWK0M) profile pictureFiedia 🌸✩🚩@POLREWK0MOct 30
cant wait to someday take my European ass to the States, go to a dive bar (after pre-gaming), pay after every drink and not tip a single dime
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Hannah 🕷️🏠@spider_mansionOct 30
The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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TJ Hernandez@TJHernandezOct 30
How many people arguing against going for 2 down 14 know that percent means out of 100?
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talita toschi
@talitoschiOct 28
desde que a barreira da língua foi derrubada nesse site, percebi que o mundo é mais parecido do que eu imaginava
Nicola Humar (@nicola_humar) profile pictureNicola Humar@nicola_humarOct 27
La gente “né di destra né di sinistra” quando vince un candidato di sinistra
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sammm ☆
@onlysammmsOct 29
women are so creative with nudes meanwhile men’s nudes look like something out of a laboratory
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Sharaab Singh 🇺🇸@metr0politicsOct 29
We got Uncle Ruckesh over here thinking he’s white 🤣
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 28
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Ryan@BanUnsweetTeaOct 29
This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 28
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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ٰ@daergpOct 27
i miss when she would send me pictures of her boobs unprovoked
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@CreoleCockpit_9Oct 26
Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
DailyRapFacts (@DailyRapFacts) profile pictureDailyRapFacts
@DailyRapFactsOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Evan T. 🏴‍☠️ (@surfrenegade) profile picture
Evan T. 🏴‍☠️
@surfrenegadeOct 25
Wait, it's the Luke Kuechly celebration game? Oh we are kicking their ass to honor the REAL BEST LB from that draft: LAVONTE DAVID
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Football Analysis (@FBallAnalysisYT) profile pictureFootball Analysis
@FBallAnalysisYTOct 25
Absolute MELTDOWN in Carolina
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FearBaker
@FearBakerOct 25
Todd Bowles after his annual 1 time defensive masterclass to secure another year of job security
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 25
The Buccaneers to the Panthers every time RedZone cuts to the Tampa Bay-Carolina game
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Ashlie (@EMT_Ashlie) profile picture
Ashlie
@EMT_AshlieOct 25
Blowing out the Carolina Panthers on Luke Kuechly’s Ring Of Excellence day just makes it that much better FOR LAVONTE DAVID AND THAT STOLEN DPOY
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m :)
@vuse_loverOct 24
i think i’m gonna need a new dick guy, who wants to be used for their body ?
m :) (@vuse_lover) profile picturem :)
@vuse_loverOct 24
texted my dick guy for dick and ….. 😭😭😭
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Plies
@pliesOct 24
🤣🤣 We So FLORIDA!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 It’s A Florida Thang U Wouldn’t Understand!!!! @AngieNixon & @Plies 🩷🩷🩷 VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!! 👊🏾💯🫶🏾 #Plies 🤍
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m :)
@vuse_loverOct 24
Replying to @Son_of_Slumber
ex-clusivity (just came up with this)
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 24
It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) profile pictureJared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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