Italian Sausage recieves congratulatory phone call from the president after winning first sausage race in World Series History.
Oh no! The guy who regularly gets featured on "Freezing Cold Takes" for saying the dumbest, most wrong shit imaginable told me I'm not funny! How do I recover?
Maybe he'd be a little less wild, but I still think getting him neutered is a little extreme.
Like it or not, one of the biggest questions of the #Cubs offseason centers around Edward Cabrera.
Can they fix him? ⬇️
All Sox fans should be required to get one of these license plates. The rest of us would be safer knowing where all the dickheads are on the road.
Drove through Bridgeport every day to get to work for 3 years. I can promise you red lights, speed limits and stop signs are optional there.
Why is it everyone who has one of these license plates drives like a complete jagoff?
Wrigleyville: a gigantic tourist destination owned by mega corps and a billionaire family where kids move after they graduate from X B1G school
Bridgeport/Armour park: a baseball field & parking lots that sit empty 50%+ of the year surrounded by little league fields, a community center and people raising young families
The team that has subsisted off gouging Cub fans for 7-10 games a year knows how to gouge World Series prices?
Weird...
Todd Van Poppel sideswipe.
I asked ChatGPT to make a list of the Top 20 Most Overrated Athletes of the 1990s (1990–2000)
This is what i got back…
1. Ryan Leaf
2. Todd Van Poppel
3. Shawn Kemp
4. Deion Sanders
5. Mike Tyson
6. Reggie Miller
7. Dan Marino
8. Anna Kournikova
9. Drew Bledsoe
10. Penny Hardaway
11. Sterling Sharpe
12. Kevin Maas
13. Tommy Morrison
14. Vince Coleman
15. Barry Bonds
16. Andrés Escobar
17. Charles Barkley
18. Jeff George
19. Greg Norman
20. Ricky Williams
























