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Joined August 2010
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Courtney retweeted
thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong
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One thing that catches people off guard about parenthood is that the work it involves often "looks a lot like nothing," to quote...myself. Also one reason that people fail to recognize it as work. theweek.com/life/1007898/adv…
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sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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I think it's funny when people talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of style, like thanks for the info but my hair does not involve me in any of its decision making processes.
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The convo all parents are having about which school to send their child to.
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drinking in your 20s ➡️ sliding into DMs of someone you fancy drinking in your 30s ➡️ sliding into DMs of an adult ballet class, enquiring whether one needs any prior experience or if absolute beginners are welcome
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Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.
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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”
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workplaces need to offer paid parental leave for the first 18 years
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Courtney retweeted
bf playing video games and I turn into a weird older relative. ‘Who’s that? Why is he wearing the big hat? Are you in his home? Well stop fighting him you’re the one who barged into his cave. Is that water or goo’
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Inventions that would not exist without Black Women. —A THREAD— Valerie Thomas, NASA physicist, invented 3D Movies In 1977, she began to develop the illusion transmitter, the 1st mechanism that allowed images to be viewed in 3D using concave mirrors & rays of light.
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Courtney retweeted
Invented a new bedtime called 730pm. Only me and babies know about it
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hey man nice leafblower. really great job moving those leaves from within the confines of your property to I guess the void? a formless abyss that exists outside and between the material world? they're just gone now? or perhaps never were?
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Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just chop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.
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Courtney retweeted
I love my hairdresser but sometimes I secretly want to run to the woods and hack my hair off with a dagger
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Isnt it wild how landlords just live among us, doing every day things, pretending to be every day people
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There's such an overabundance of shame reserved for women. If she terminates, shame. She keeps the baby, shame. She loses the baby, shame. Can't conceive, shame. Has only one, shame. Has many, shame. Leaves baby with caregiver to work, shame. Doesn't work to care for baby, shame
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