DemonClaat

The final stage of anti-semitism Is realizing that you WANT to be tapped in with the jews I want Abraham filing my taxes Ephraim handling my investment accounts I need my payment processor wearing a yarmulke And when sh*t goes down im calling my attorney named Shlomo

Normies literally can’t fathom when you have to explain your lifestyle Talk to the leasing agent at an apartment complex “Please show me 6 recent paystubs” Show her business bank statements “Yeah I just pay myself whatever I feel like out of this” “B-but you n-need paystubs” Then she asks for previous landlord info Hand her a recommendation letter from 2021 “But sir I need your current landlord this is from 2021” “Yeah that was my last landlord, I’ve been travelling for the last 2 years” Blank stare Obviously trying to process this information Then of course they ask for their favorite thing… Credit score “I don’t believe in good goy numbers” Anyway I got approved

“Rap music is degenerate” Yeah but it’s also cool and vibey If you’re an adult male under 30 And you don’t listen to ANY rap music I can’t trust you You’re telling me you aren’t gonna throw on future at the pregame? Tf are you gonna listen to? Beethoven before the club?

Why would you take financial advice from this guy? He can’t stop eating cheeseburgers but he’s gonna tell you to stop buying $7 coffee? I’d rather be shredded with $250k in debt Than look like this guy and be “financially secure” Lesson in there.