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Dylan

@DCrolly

The kind of celebrity you'll never be. He/Him

 Frederick, MD
Joined September 2011
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I am once again demanding openers play one (1) cover.
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jokes on david every chord I play pleases the Lord
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Don't take pictures during the movie with the flash on. Don't take pictures during the movie with the flash off. Don't even touch your phone during the movie. Just - just don't. PSA over.
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just made myself laugh imagining a Cake “The Distance” needle drop in the middle of Oppenheimer
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guy@guymrdth22 Jul 2023
christopher nolan took one look at jack quaid and said that man needs to play the bongos
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Underrated line from Greta Gerwig's Little Women
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Women are always late, that's why they're called laties.
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Barbie and Oppenheimer. Well all I can say is the “Bar” better “bie” “Oppen” so I can say “hei” to a few “mer” ice cold beers!
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all summer
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good morning i just saw this photo of bob dylan and joan baez for the first time and i am now bedridden for at least 3 days
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America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.
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Abortion bans not killing women fast enough.
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@kylegriffin130 Jun 2023
Heads up: The Supreme Court just agreed to take up the issue of whether people accused of domestic violence can own firearms.
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my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business
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"look no further, you are kenough" 😭😭 ryan gosling you're a godsend
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10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas 12:30pm Oppenheimer 4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo 7pm Barbie 10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers
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@DiscussingFilm20 Jun 2023
1 month until ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ release in theaters. Which will you watch first? See what other movies are coming soon: bit.ly/Dates2023
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The master
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once again I implore you all to see a Barbie matinee, have a dinner with your friends like a normal person, and then see this sicko shit once the sun has gone down
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@DiscussingFilm20 Jun 2023
Christopher Nolan says people who’ve seen ‘OPPENHEIMER’ “leave the movie absolutely devastated. They can't speak.” (Source: wired.com/story/christopher-…)
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Sarah Bellum (@tamsully12) profile pictureSarah Bellum@tamsully1224 May 2023
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Jimmy Butler's reaction after this make is hilarious lol
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