John Stewart for President
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Could the @hakeemjeffries supporters out there just explain to me how yesterday he already knew and smiled that he had the votes to be named Speaker of The House
But today...
He somehow did not know 11 Democrats in the House would not show up to vote to impeach @secwar Hegseth?
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This is the only man alive who can capture Bond as he's meant to be: suave, tightly composed, but with a serious undercurrent of menace. Theo James is older, yes, but he's much more compelling than the boyish actors supposedly vying for the role.
Bond needs to be dangerous.
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The only actor we know who is cool enough to be James Bond is Theo James and now he’s back in the running.
@AmazonMGMStudio do your thing.
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Israel is blowing limbs off Gaza's children, then denying them prosthetics after amputations.
This is the country Hakeem Jeffries vowed he'll support "always and forever, always and forever."
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How noble of her to protect her own prince and princess inside her mansion while other children were allegedly left exposed to a predator. And yet, there was plenty of energy to bash the Royal Family. Funny how the priorities worked out, isn’t it?
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There has been nothing but constant chaos and drama since we first heard the name Markle. Well done, Harry. Well done.
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But didn’t Sr. move with Jr. to the Philippines? Why didn’t Jr. find them then? Also, if Meghan knew about it she would have leaked it years ago. These revelations are too convenient in my opinion. Also, I’m not sure any if this family would do the right thing by turning him in.
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BREAKING: A Venezuelan billionaire seeking a pardon from President Trump got one, not long after his daughter gave Alina Habba, a lawyer close to Trump, a $50 million deal, per NYT
The billionaire, Julio Herrera Velutini, was charged in 2022 in a federal bribery case involving a former governor of Puerto Rico.
Habba is a former Trump personal lawyer who later served as acting US attorney for New Jersey.
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Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah
“How much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, ‘The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’”
“And he said, ‘Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant”
“And the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, ‘Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”
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William and Kate looked like a fairytale prince and princess as they joined the King and Queen in hosting the Sultan of Oman at the Windsor Castle state banquet to kick off a historic four-day state visit 💛
📽️: princeandprincessofwales
#royalfamily
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Cruelty is the point: Rachel Maddow is reporting 10 million Americans will be kicked off Medicaid on Jan 1, and 20 million more will be ruined by skyrocketing ACA premiums.
The Trump regime's timing is pure barbarism. It was designed to brutalize regular Americans by pulling the rug out from under people the second the midterms ended and all the votes were locked in — with ZERO fucks given to the human suffering it will cause.
Forcing working class families to choose between buying food and losing life-saving healthcare isn't just a cynical Republican policy decision, it's a cruel and sadistic betrayal of 30 million Americans.
DD retweeted
Dear America,
This is right after the mid-terms.
Don't vote for the people who are going to hurt you.
Cruelty is the point: Rachel Maddow is reporting 10 million Americans will be kicked off Medicaid on Jan 1, and 20 million more will be ruined by skyrocketing ACA premiums.
The Trump regime's timing is pure barbarism. It was designed to brutalize regular Americans by pulling the rug out from under people the second the midterms ended and all the votes were locked in — with ZERO fucks given to the human suffering it will cause.
Forcing working class families to choose between buying food and losing life-saving healthcare isn't just a cynical Republican policy decision, it's a cruel and sadistic betrayal of 30 million Americans.
