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Alfie Moans@DLeniscran2h

Under eat out to help out I was in dishoom 4 nights a week. Thank you @RishiSunak

bindi_@math_on_tap5h

First restaurant I'm gonna try when I'm in London is Dishoom. I need to see the hype for myself.

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𝕔𝕖𝕫𝕝𝕖𝕪@udontfwtrex13h

Image from 𝕔𝕖𝕫𝕝𝕖𝕪 (@udontfwtrex)

Kelela updates@kelelasjuulNov 4

has the UK ever even had a sexy politician

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscran5h

"England has no culture"

@livebytherules1Nov 4

Halloween had Homer Simpson x Mr bean fighting the peaky blinders 😅

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscran6h

Just started singing Jerusalem in the linny

@sspencerukk16h

Just witnessed a fella walk into Greggs and say “just the usual” & received his 5 items no questions asked Some bloke

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscran7h

Why do I feel amazing all the time

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscran23h

BORO MENTION 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

In black, the regions that are poorer today than in 2014.

Image from Xavi Ruiz (@xruiztru)

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 6

Some gaff monte darlo ♥️ #JustGirlyThings

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 5

Loads of dogs have had heart attacks tonight. Good riddance, cat supremacy.

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 5

Loads of dogs have had heart attacks tonight. Good riddance, cat supremacy.

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Keir@thefeniangmbnoNov 5

Free Kurdistan fuck Besiktas hail hail

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 5

Anyone in monte darlo want lifting?

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 5

Lad, what the fuck does "oomf" mean

soph 🥦@kuporgatoNov 4

hi uk oomfs im doing research for fanfic purposes what are some staple vacation spots in the uk? like places where everyone around the uk/from certain parts of it would go every summer w their families as children

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 4

Argentines paining the buildings in our colours as they knew they were cowards and we'd won #Patriots

Biscuit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔶️@PerfideAlbionNov 3

An Argentinean dares to talk about human shields. Every accusation from these people is a confession

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 4

Swansea* Points to the sign*

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 4

I miss Tom Glover #boro

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 4

#DEPORTHELLBERG

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 4

#DeportHellberg

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 4

Lankshears heads in seven sisters. Fucking snake

Middlesbrough FC

𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐎 👊

Image from Middlesbrough FC (@Boro)

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Eubankslostpen 2.0@eubankslastpenNov 3

Fighting man's fucking dinner

Image from Eubankslostpen 2.0 (@eubankslastpen)

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Alfie Moans@DLeniscranNov 3

If Carrick managed a Bolivian 2nd division outfit, he'd be dragged through the streets and beheaded.

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