I drink and I know things. Consumer of Pistachios. “Plant some trees you’ll never climb”. Can’t stand blatant greed. Family/Music/Hockey/Crypto

West Suffield, CT
Joined February 2009
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New fav pic
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Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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Every year, I understand him a little better.
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People making trades look at my front office, man
.@denisleary and Cam Neely make a surprise appearance to play Password tonight! #FallonTonight
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The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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CASAR: For the $1 billion we're being asked to spend on Trump's ballroom, we could fund 217 million free school lunches and 15,000 more teachers. As secretary of education, which do you think helps our nation more? McMAHON: I think those are incredibly weird comparisons
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Dave Matthews performs ‘Peace On Earth’ on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert on 3.10.2026 #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc
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Play fucking free bird baby!!!! LFG
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Jack Hughes is an Olympic gold medalist. 🥇 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics
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CHARLIE MCAVOY TO THE RESCUE. 😵
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Charlie McAvoy in international competitions
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When you accidentally log onto a corporate meeting 5 minutes early
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Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo
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Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents
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You Should Probably Change Your Password! 👨‍💻 🙄😂
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Grandparents that trust the news are about to be in trouble
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This is the greatest sports logo ever created. No arguments.
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Matthew and Brady Tkachuk against Team Finland tonight #BashBrothers 🇺🇸
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They're older... We're all older now... damn it. Tears for Fears 🎶🎵
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This is the most valuable thing I own. It’s a folder of photos of my father, spanning his life from being a baby, an educator, a husband and a father. It’s the only evidence of his life that will exist over time. These are the “documents” you read about people taking from their homes. When you hear someone say they’ve lost everything in a fire, this is much of that everything, if not all of it. Those who say they’ll be okay still have their folders and their albums. Those who are inconsolable have lost them. Just behind the immeasurable loss of life is the loss of the proof of life. I don’t practice prayer but tonight I will say one for everyone who no longer has these items. It’s not about the art and the collectibles. It’s the photos, the letters, the class rings, the eyeglasses and the things we keep to remind us that those we loved were here. May those who have lost so much find some semblance of hope and support from their family and friends. Stay safe, look out for yourself and for one another, and trust that humanity and all it entails, though sometimes hard to see, is alive and well. This is truly devastating.
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