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m@DRO9ASJul 27
My favorite gym pic to date
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Si eres gringo y practicas el día de muertos lamento decirte que tus seres amados no volverán porque los detiene una frontera y probablemente los atrape la migra espiritual. Sorry, deuda histórica.
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If you see my location at the Taco Bell parking lot , I’m indeed having sex with my Taco Bell order
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I might beat my record today for how quick I’m gonna get home after work
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Im so glad i surround myself with a lot of women who are so kind to me
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Calacalandia.
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opening a movie theater that electrocutes you if you pull your phone out
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Mac Demarco concert made me want a cigarette soooooooy baaaad
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@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
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This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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Puppyplay but I scream like a beagle every time you close the hand with the treat in it
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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U ever shuffle ur playlist on ur commute to work and accidentally play all the songs that make u wanna eat a smith & Wesson for breakfast?
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my god, they gave birth to Sinestro
75 Secondes 🗞️
@75secondesOct 24
INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux
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La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…
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You’re not a real Halloween lover if you don’t like candy corn. There I said it
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Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well
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At an interesting point in my life
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'Chainsaw Man – Assassins Arc' Trailer 2 has surpassed 10 Million views on YouTube.
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I’m going to be 60 listening to paramore
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Yo how do deaf people read subtitles ?
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