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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church.
By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit.
His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two.
Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe.
On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications.
Then he was captured.
Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle.
The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper.
Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another.
He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured.
In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets.
When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade.
It worked.
He asked to join them. And they said yes.
For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion.
Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded.
He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow.
When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was.
He made it home to Michigan in April 1945.
In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral.
Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries.
And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
And that’s game
They just gave up now
You can tell they don’t know how to fight with such soft goaltending. 3 games in a row giving up a lot of goals
The defense has holes and the goalie is pro level to keep them in games
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Smits Fox
Gavri Durzi
Peter Schneider
This is how they should send the defense out
Laffy Mika Gabe
Cuylle miller doro
Bjorg Laba kartye
Radd Clen Tolv
This should be the lines
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After starting the season pointless in his first 3 games
Alexis Lafreniere has points in 9 of his last 10 games, including 4 multi point games
He’s just the Rangers best forward if it wasn’t obvious
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We got the best fans in the league!!! Thank you all for traveling and supporting us!! What a way to win! Running the damn ball‼️
Rangers def need another goalie
Doesn’t need to be a big name. But they do need someone they can trust to give Garand relief
They also need to move on from Schneider
And they need a real 3C. Move laba to 4C
I wonder what a Wright & Grubauer trade would look like
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interesting. seems there's only one guy that's T10 in both offense and defense
Top 15 defensive defencemen this season by our new Box WAR model
hockeystats.com/box-war
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Oh my god, that is a beautiful passing play.
Tic-tac-toe from Lafreniere to Zibanejad to Perreault, who finished it off.
#NYR lead 3-0.
Here’s the thing: Ohtani still goes to Los Angeles, yes
But what a cap might do is push another player to sign with Pittsburgh instead of also LA, because LA can’t fit under the cap what Pittsburgh can
Joe Kelly just dropped an anti-cap truth bomb:
Even if a salary cap meant every team could only offer Shohei Ohtani $10M, he’d still pick the Dodgers over Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, or Minnesota every single time.
Why? Because nobody’s Googling “best places to visit in America” and landing on those cities. Destination + winning culture still wins when the max money is the same for everyone.
A cap doesn’t create parity. It just makes the desirable spots even more dominant.
The Dodgers would love a salary cap.
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I think Rangers should take Kent Johnson home with them
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Replying to @DSAlarm @ThePoliticsSnob
Yep. Brutal him missing this season.
What could have been
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Leave it to Heyman to mis-quote Arson Judge.
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Replying to @YankeeReport_ @JonHeyman
Pretty sure judge never said to spend more
He said to go all in
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