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I pledge to defend & uphold the Constitution of the United States. MAGA is currently the most clear & present danger to it.

Joined June 2025
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Me biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to realize it's oatmeal raisin.
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cc: @jaredkushner you soulless fucking ghoul. This is on you, motherfucker, and that goon monkey Witkoff, and your soon-to-be-wormmeat FIL. I hope some Ukrainian dad finds you one day, you Putin whore.
A father screams in anguish beside the body of his dead daughter. Two 15-year-old girls were killed in a russian attack on the center of Chernihiv, Ukraine. Dozens are injured, including four children aged 10, 16, and 17, and a 10-month-old baby girl. Meanwhile, Trump has ordered Ukriane not to hit russian oil refineries, so that russia could make billions and build more rockets and drones to kill more Ukrainians.
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That's awesome! You guys......Marsha Blackburn will protect us from things that aren't really a threat!! I say nuclear waste dumps & unlimited data centers in our state is a small price to pay for that peace of mind. Amirite?
As your governor, I’ll protect Tennessee from Sharia law and the spread of Islamization.
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Remember when Red Baron was an American-owned company? It was started in Minnesota in 1976 by Schwan's Company. But in 2019, Schwan's was bought by South Korea's CJ CheilJedang. So today, Red Baron is owned by a South Korean company. The 2024 Republican platform talked about putting America first, buying American, hiring American, and bringing manufacturing back home. But do we really know who we're supporting when we go shopping? I'm not saying people shouldn't buy Red Baron. I'm just saying we ought to know where our money is going. If we're serious about supporting American businesses and American workers, maybe we should start paying a little more attention to who owns the brands we buy. Just something to think about.
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If you’re blessed to have children come to your door for trick-or-treating, please remember that not all children have the ability to speak. Some may be nonverbal or communicate in other ways. Please don’t make a child speak in order to receive a treat. Every child deserves to enjoy the magic of Halloween, just as they are. ❤️🎃
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You can’t do muh Epstein island when, on top of a million other issues, we found out that Trump’s current Commerce Secretary was also hanging out with Epstein on the island in 2012 after lying and claiming he cut off all contact in 2005. We only know they stayed friends thanks to the release of the files.
Reid Hoffman has personally bankrolled James Talarico and has disclosed spending of over $70 million dollars since 2020. Reid visited Epstein’s island and supports the crazy ideologies that chemically castrates children. I want to preserve America for my children, not turn it into the streets of Paris.
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Well well well. Hypocrites, go sit on a cactus.
🚨 BREAKING: Nevada Republican operatives were just exposed for propping up a spoiler candidate in the Governors race in an attempt to divert votes from their Democratic opponent.
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Dear Parliament, It would have been easier to simply ban erections. Sincerely, Your former colonies.
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Is face sitting completely banned in the UK, or is just watching face sitting banned? If someone sits on my face do I need to keep my eyes closed now? I could do with an answer quite soon please, it is urgent.
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It's cute that he thinks he's a journalist. 🤭
I’m not a “conservative influencer” I’m an American Journalist. I’m fighting for your 1st amendment rights to report at @NBCNews in this case, as much as I am our own.
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If things had happened in a precise order, I would've said this joke and we would all laugh. It would've been so boss.
It's too bad Will Wheaton isn't on X anymore because if he was going to post an emotional tribute to Patrick Stewart I was going to reply with this....
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The vanilla crowd blowing the Google up right now.
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Me..... quickly checking to see in my kink made the list.
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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whats the charge? a bbw facesitting? a succulent bbw facesitting??
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No way in hell the product designers didn't know EXACTLY what they were doing. 🤭
First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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So this dumbass wants us to STOP prosecuting voter fraud?? I can't fucking keep up with their nonsense.
I’m calling on all American journalists to take a stance against my prosecution for asking questions and exposing the vouching system. Everything, including your own 1st amendment rights, is on the line now.
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It's pedophilia over party now. 🤷‍♂️
I've connected an accused pedophile with a Black Lives Matter group in Virginia. Not sure why Virginia Republicans aren't running with this story.
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[Violence against women is the] "single greatest human rights violation of our generation." "I do what I do in my mother's name, because I couldn't help her then. Now I can." -Sir Patrick Stewart
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Holy fucking corruption, Batman!
Mike Rogers' wife runs a firm that offers access to government officials and Trump cabinet members for an initiation fee of $100,000 plus $50,000 in annual dues.
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I can’t retweet because blocked but please enjoy the greatest episode of television never made
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