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Church of the forgiving Eagle
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As of late, there have been terrible terrible rumours circulating on the internet that I am not a Pastor and that I am only pretending to be a Pastor.
Here is my OFFICIAL PASTOR CERTIFICATE that I hereby put on PUBLIC RECORD.
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle ๐๐พ
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.@PastorAlexLove, our prayers have been answered.
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WTH .@PastorAlexLove ?
I donโt believe in drinking and driving so I stopped to take a nap in your churchโs parking lot and this woke me up.
Please stop what you are doing and take a moment to sympathise with this brave survivor who has been waiting 17 minutes to speak to M&S customer support about a cracker that she didnโt like.
Trying to report a potentially serious cross-contamination. Been on hold for 17mins so far. My time to show good will is running out! I have a job too ๐
@marksandspencer
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@PastorAlexLove Sister Shirley Knickerbocker may need a talking to again.
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.@PastorAlexLove Iggy Pop is stealing your moves.
youtube.com/shorts/3O26CTqpQโฆ
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@PastorAlexLove told ya itโd work
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We now know the reason that @PastorAlexLove is banned from TGI Fridayโs.
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@PastorAlexLove, can you do this for my wife
