DADicated Podcast

I walk around holding a baby all day while successfully dodging a minefield of tiny toys I should be a hall of fame QB according to this video

Pretty much everyone who I looked up to when I got sober has drank or used again. Some died, some made it back, and some are just fine? Point is sobriety is super hard and if you know someone who’s in the program ask them how they’re doing. I guarantee they’ll appreciate it

The two things in the world I’m objectively the worst at are basketball and school it’s like LeBron is taunting me

I want to find the person responsible for putting snaps on baby clothes instead of zippers and put them in a submission hold the likes of which have never been this tweet is too long