#BillsMafia first. Dad second. Husband somewhere in there. Midlife crisis coming soon. Buy cool dad gear here ↓

Joined June 2026
Patrolling the trails this morning ☀️🛹 The coyotes were out patrolling too!! I gotta use these Meta glasses more, he’s growing up too fast 🥹👓
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Happy Meatball Monday!!! 😁🥪
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Me ready to make your post our post.
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Dad’s Due retweeted
Under the Radar 🎙️ — Day 38 @ashtonamory Solo dev and investor. Building Jackie — a personal AI assistant at jackie.amory.dev. Canadian/Scottish. Into AI, stocks, and futures. Running agents across three computers while he sleeps. 654 followers. Joined November 2020. Quiet account. Loud work. Follow them while they're still easy to find.
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“to Dave!” 🥂😂
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Dad’s Due retweeted
Shipping this overnight to one lucky winner who likes, retweets and follows in the next 24 hours. @kraftmacncheese #macaroni
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Ok guys I did it! May I present to you: My X circle! The people I talk with most on here: 🥇 @ColdMorningGrit 🥈 @naladahc 🥉 @DadsDue Make yours: wishkit.io/x-circle
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Where are my pumpkin carving people at?? I’m a bit of an enthusiast myself 🎃
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Buying dollar packs on PrizePicks
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PrizePicks called this a goat pull 🤔
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My X circle! The people I talk with most on here: 🥇 @BlessedlyJess 🥈 @DadsDue 🥉 @HeidiSnow381 Make yours: wishkit.io/x-circle
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My X circle!! 👊 The people I talk with most on here: 🥇 @ColdMorningGrit 🥈 @WagnerKenn47300 🥉 @OneTrueVillain Make yours: wishkit.io/x-circle
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If you’re not already, give the Villain a follow!! 🤝
Under the Radar 🎙️ — Day 37 @OneTrueVillain Lifelong comic collector and seller. X-Men, keys, slabs, and Marvel MTG. Been in the hobby since before most people knew what a key issue was. DMs open. Texas. 1,074 followers. Joined October 2011. Quiet account. Loud work. Follow them while they're still easy to find.
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Like carefully out there 😭
We’re adding long press on like to send someone $1 via 𝕏 Money
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Shoutout the Goat!! 🐐 @KingWitness_
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Target looks like it got robbed.
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960 followers. Almost 1,000. 🤯 I genuinely appreciate every single one of you that's shown up, followed along, and supported this little corner of the internet. 🙏❤️ Can we hit 1K today? Let's go. 🚀
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Saturday night. Time to see what the people without kids are up to 😭😂
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