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Wake 'N' Bacon

@Daleyinsanity
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Joined February 2011
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Alfie@DownFrontArtist8 May 2014
The purpose of memory is not just to remember your past but to protect your future.
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[Thanksgiving at the In-laws] Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now” Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...” Me: “That’s right. She’s got a tapeworm”
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.
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Merry Christmas Twitter, you guys mean more to me than you should.
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@TheRealJRSmith11 Dec 2017
That’s a damn shame. Keaton if your around when we play in Memphis i would love to invite you to one of our games. Head up Champ! teapawt.net/everything_tn/status/9…
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This is Keaton Jones, he lives in Knoxville and he has a little something to say about bullying. teapawt.net/Elijah_Official/status…
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Taco Eater@tacoeater9 Dec 2017
#ToyAMovie Slinky Boots
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Kevin@kevinwxgg9 Dec 2017
Trump impeached, becomes Walmart greeter #2018PredictionsIn5Words
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Sorry for the late reply. Thank you to everyone who gave me a shout out Friday. Hope all is well with everyone. Have a great weekend. ✌
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SheepWreck@NrouteHQ25 Nov 2017
I’m always flattered when a hooker asks me if I’m a cop.
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#RoastTrumpIn4Words Tou-pee or Not Tou-pee – at Santa Clarita, CA
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[dinner table] SHARK: i got the promotion SHARK WIFE: are you lead sharkitect now? SHARK: *pushes plate away* my career isn't a joke, Sharon
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Ms.MamaStay@MsMamaStay15 Nov 2013
When I burn this bridge I hope you're on it.
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#ShowerUpASong I got you bathe
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Mike Tyson at Thanksgiving: Tyson: I call dibs on all the ears of corn.
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David E@DaSkrambledEgg26 Nov 2017
What's Dove Got To Do With It? #ShowerUpASong
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You're simply the Zest... #ShowerUpASong
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Robert Adam@Robadam6917 Nov 2017
#FF @GDH_67 @GeeMeInABottle @hilaryluke @TrivagoD @skweatherall @Daleyinsanity @CubCultured @carolJhedges @jfallon40 @Thebubblegunman @luciavitrix #JustBrilliant TBH
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Kevin@kevinwxgg17 Nov 2017
#FF @Daleyinsanity @HeyItsChris412 @kauffeemann @KeshaTedder @toandfro1979 @47young1 @BuckFradley
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#FF @TezangiVictoria @elvisknievil @missdiss_lexia @bmeads17 @SomeKimberly @QRCodeiD1 @SameKimberly @batshake1 @Daleyinsanity
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#ff @Stuart_Green_83 @pauharri @AFunderburkArt @MarvelMash @sarahbuddery @Rita_Lambiris @DeusExCinema @AimeeCosenza @BBHorror @iamgoreblimey @Daleyinsanity @MFFHorrorCorner @CinemaPtweeto @charliederry @Killpandakill @speedkid @LastFilmSeen
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