Writing about coffee. Thinking about climbing. Probably eating bread. Managing Editor at @Sprudge

Dallas, Tx
Joined August 2014
At this point I just feel bad for Anthony Davis. An incredible player who will be known as the other half of the worst trade in basketball history.
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Glad to see this is trending again. Might make some shirts? #firenico
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I’m not sure if how easily my 8 year old took to ska speaks well of her musical taste or poorly of mine.
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Nico at the parade after bringing a Luka-less title to Dallas
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I hope the heat from Luka torching them literally makes Nico disintegrate End Game style.
Luka wiping tears after watching Mavs tribute video 🥺
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Luka to DFS highlights in fucking Lakers jerseys makes me sadder than I thought possible
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I'm not a soy boy, I'm an almond brother.
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Why do Dallas sports teams hate Dallas fans so much? What have we done to deserve this? Is it the JFK thing?
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When the pretentious coffee shop has a good batch brew
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What’s a king’s favorite way of defending his castle? His moatus operandi
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Fuck a Spotify wrapped list. Post about the albums you purchased, the ways you actually supported the bands making the music you love.
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Bedtime with kids is wild because, like, if my wife tried to struggle her way through counting to 200, I would have absolutely none of it.
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There’s only one thing that could make me feel better right now, and it’s 3.9999999999999999 ounces of weed.
Dallas approves Proposition R, which now decriminalizes less than 4 ounces of marijuana
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My latest Halloween coffee fiction that's only superficially so.
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This is fine.
How Many Coffee Jobs Must Be Sacrificed To Appease The Profit Gods? sprudge.cc/3YBnEYh
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Having a successful drive throwing the ball (finally), then getting the onside just to start the next drive with an unsuccessful run play is the most Cowboys shit I’ve ever seen.
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I'll never forgo a chance to shit on the cowardly Astros
Houston Astros Catcher César Salazar Has A Good Coffee Instagram sprudge.cc/3XzggMz
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Zac Cadwalader retweeted
A very real and not at all made up secret leaked memo from Starbucks about the new CEO's use of the corporate jet for his weekly commutes into the office. sprudge.cc/475FPIg
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Zac Cadwalader retweeted
The team is stalling out, the fanbase is permanently fractured, and everyone else loves to make us the butt of the joke. Thankfully, there's still one moment that can band us together. trib.al/ii79Guw
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