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Dan Wintermantel

@DanDoofus

I thirst.

 Pittsburgh PA
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Joined November 2010
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Quick! Turn on CBS Sunday Morning-Harvey Weinstein is pretending to be Ivana Trump.
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Quick! Turn on CBS Sunday Morning-Harvey Weinstein is pretending to be Ivana Trump.
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Her Tall Boots
@fuzzlime30 Aug 2017
dance like nobody's horrified
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She Micked my Mullvaney while I Sebastioned her Gorka, and we both turned out alt right.
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The emporer has no clue. At least, thank god, he has clothes.
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Trudacious@Trudacious20 Apr 2017
Cheap toilet paper is better than no toilet paper at all.
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Diane Sawyer to Caitlyn Jenner: "Sooooo... how's it hangin'?"
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Life saving Tropical Resort advice-don't wear a Depend to the swim-up bar.
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Great news for Catholics! On Lenten Fridays you can eat all the Subway Chicken you want.
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Nordstrom's overrun with National Guard troops urging shoppers, at gunpoint, to buy Ivanka's Chinese stripper heels for their pre-teens.
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"Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible." In his own word salad #trumpwheezer
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Yay TRUMP! 10,000 new WalMart jobs! How can we be part of your astounding success-should we start crowdsourcing money for their food stamps?
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Donald Trump and Mariah Carey have demonstrated, bravely and beyond doubt, that microphone/earpiece malfunctions can make your ass look fat.
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Donald Trump: "I alone can protect America from the Fear I am mongering."
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder31 Dec 2016
The only way I'm staying up until midnight is if they drop Ryan Seacrest from that building.
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DonaldTrump is the super absorbent tampon of perceived slights.
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Hey, you losers! Who wants to come over and discuss the fate of the free world in my Blanket Fort?
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Two all-beef parties, salmonella, diabetes, hypertension on a sesame seed bun.
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