My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a "great way of ruining things for people." Now I do comedy. My debut album is available now: https://xitter.cf/t.co/aA3kYgFcBR
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The Cheesecake Factory is dear to people because the longest book most Americans have read is their menu.
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Bill Maher in 2004, on his knees begging Ralph Nader not to run as a third party candidate
HBO (10/23/2026) @billmaher wants @DemSocialists to start their own party
"You are free to do this, but you should take it somewhere else and be you're own party"
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
Can’t decide between the party that defends pedophile kitten murderers and the party that sort of wants to give us healthcare.
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Mediaite: Amy Acton’s Mother Was Convicted of Killing Kittens
New information about the criminal history of Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic nominee for governor, Amy Acton, is coming to light amid the backlash about her appearance in a Vivek Ramaswamy ad — including her conviction for animal neglect after several kittens in her care died in a hot car
mediaite.com/crime/amy-acton…
A tropical storm named after him coming to destroy the West Coast, a boss who’s unable to give speeches without sounding like he’s possessed, and now supporters who are literally collapsing behind him. It all seems too on the nose.
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Unearthed video: Vivek Ramaswamy mocks Amy Acton for being raped by her stepfather and abused by her biological mother, saying she "complains about what someone else did to her"
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There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
Will Rogers said “an onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.” Well, sir, I’ve been laughing hysterically… at MITCH MCCONNELL!!! #satire #greatpolicalcomedy #capitolsteps
JD Vance, of all people, should not defend Vivek. JD has written two memoirs about the lessons he learned from the emotional and physical abuse he suffered at the hands of his mother and his various, often absent, father figures.