That DUUUUUUUUUCE will give you goosebumps I swear

I’m gonna piss some people off with this one, but if you’ve got money for vacation on the beach, $300 shoes, every streaming service and all the other crap you don’t need, don’t tell me you can’t afford gas. Gas prices suck, but sometimes it ain’t the price—it’s what you choose to spend your money on.

You have been harassing and stalking/cyberstalking women for years, including public figures like myself. Do you know who I am, and please do not project your own failed miserable existence onto those of us who pay more in taxes than I bet you will make in a lifetime. You got the Trump pumps. You’re petrified to admit how many. But I bet you let them stick a lot inside of u. Look forward to doing a story on you as I’m the lead plaintiff in a lawsuit against this platform, and I have your records. People need to know, especially in your area about what you’ve done and how you’re worse than Jeffrey Epstein. I look forward to letting the world know. The last monster I did a story on who decided it was smart to mouth back to somebody who pays for them with their taxes, that’s me, was quickly charged with child **** with the help of my followers and was sent away to Indiana State prison, Newcastle, and is a registered offender for life. I imagine you’re a lot worse than he is.

The trouble with the "it's just a joke" line is that Obama IS a snob. People think they know that. He shouldn't emphasize that side of himself. Didn't he used to be careful not to?

The share of teenage girls who identify as lesbian or bisexual has dropped sharply in just four years, per CDC data highlighted by The Washington Post. Among ninth-grade girls: Lesbian or bisexual: 30% in 2021 → 17% Bisexual alone: 26% → 13%

You guys gotta go to Saddam Hussein’s new Cheesecake Factory. They’ve got great yellow cake

Cheesecake Factory is getting a lot of publicity thanks to Barry. I’m sure he’s never been to one, too.

Imagine complaining about paying $4 for gas , but never batting an eye over $10 coffee and a $5 cake pop.

Obama screwed up bad with that Cheesecake Factory comment. The rich elites can get bent.

How out of touch with working class America do you have to be if you are busting on Cheesecake Factory? Have you had that brown bread? The cheesecake with the cherry pie filling poured on top of it? The avocado egg rolls?

This joke is just quintessentially Obama Sounds smart but is *really* dumb (CF looks nothing like Trump's golden aesthetic) Reveals that Obama is a huge snob Relies on his lefty audience's own sneering, phony sense of superiority

Don't bother yelling at the blue checks feigning outrage at Obama's remarks. They know he wasn't insulting people who eat at Cheesecake Factory. They're just trying to rile up the gullible and get their elonbux.

I saw no women being assaulted. I saw no nose picking. I saw no ear wax eating. I heard no stories about men’s asses. I heard no strange burping noises, no slurring, no moaning. And I heard no songs about homosexual hook ups at the local gym while an old fat man wearing makeup danced like he was wanking 2 giraffes. I didn’t see or hear any of that during Barack Obama’s speeches today. Just an adult speaking in complete sentences to an audience who appreciated every word. It was nice.

Makes speeches for 500k a pop. Hasn’t eaten dinner that costs less than $250 in years. Has never been in a Cheesecake Factory. Undefeated at condescending to regular folks. Will always be known for a presidency that ushered in the Trump era to begin with.