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sad and sassy

Washington, DC
Joined January 2009
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Me outside @930Club after I get my 2nd covid vaccine
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Danielle Schrager retweeted
Our elite bar trivia team, Pintgrove, made a huge comeback and ended up in 2nd place! 💪💪💪🍻🍻🍻 #LongLivePintGrove @7LocksBrewing
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Election Officials Announce Results Won’t Be Available Until After You Brush Teeth, Put On Jammies bit.ly/3UIiW8D
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me coming on twitter every 30 seconds #election2024
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If there is a #1 fan of @RiflePaperCo it’s me. Everything I see, I need it.
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Mother served with every single one of these outfits
this week been insane
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She’s defrosting
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This has already been one of the most wild (no pun intended) documentaries I have ever watched. I can’t even imagine what is still to come, but I need all episodes now.
It’s all monkey business to me. Watch the @HBO Original Documentary Series #ChimpCrazy on @StreamOnMax.
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We won! 🏆 and someone FINALLY got our team name reference after all these years 😍 @PinegroveBand
Epic Bar Trivia victory at @7LocksBrewing for Team Pintgrove - won a tie breaker that asked the year @Crocs was founded. 2002, thank you very much. 🍻 @geekswhodrink
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Unpopular opinion but Ryan Reynolds gives me the ick
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Danielle Schrager retweeted
61 years since Don Draper signed with Sterling Cooper
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Six years ago today, legendary championship bar trivia team “Pintgrove” was born at @7LocksBrewing Cheers to cofounder @DaniSometimes and all the members over the years 🍻❤️
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Going to the school gym to watch a motivational speaker Going to the school gym to watch a professional yo-yoer
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Being back after gallivanting around Italy for the last 10 days having incredible food and the time of my life
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Danielle Schrager retweeted
you will never EVER make me hate john mulaney.
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Babe are you okay? You barely touched your pepperhony pizza!
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You just know Christmas dinner was her Met Gala.
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