I write things. Sometimes people print them.

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Joined March 2014
Three new pieces in The Journal of Wordplay including a poetic puzzle I've been working on with my professor on-and-off for a year! Find it on pages 30-34 here (for best results, print out if you can): journalofwordplay.com/TJoW14…
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I usually just let ghosting editors ghost and log it as a rejection, but a few days ago I shot out some passive-aggressive emails to places that never replied and as a result just broke my record for longest elapsed time between submission and rejection (2 days after this reply)
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If I were the serpent with no wings and no crown I would be envious of the serpent that gets to have wings and a crown, essential unity and eternal recurrence and what-have-you be damned
Ouroboros (Tail-swallowing Serpent, symbol of time and eternity), c. 1760.
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In retrospect I think when I posted this people thought I was talking about the shadows but I was talking about the lizards
Found these two strange marks on my tire. What does it mean?
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Excellent character name if you are writing a sinister villain who happens to be Irish
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Who has that picture of the cat being presented with the tipping screen that I saw yesterday?
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loving the syntactic ambiguity with this one
I’m only wearing pants today because society has rules.
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I think some people (those who see everything through the lens of the modern horror genre?) don't really *get* the Twilight Zone, or try to evaluate it on criteria it was never aiming at. This is very much not the vibe!---even of the episodes that *are* intentionally creepy
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Daniel Galef retweeted
Replying to @Ukerzel
I'm confused. That's the joke.
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Daniel Galef retweeted
Watch the 2025 Rhina Espaillat Poetry Award Ceremony to hear Rhina’s comments on the winner’s and finalists’ poems: youtube.com/watch?v=1sgYZ1Yv…
One of my favorite poems I've written. I was deeply moved by Rhina Espaillat's comments on it at the reading.
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go read john collier because WHEW that man knew how to start a story
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My profile pictures have ranged from "Odilon Redon pencil sketch of an egg in a cup" to "professional author photo of my real human face" and not one of them has ever even remotely approached how I perceive myself (I do not perceive myself, I refuse)
not a new idea but i think a profile picture doesn’t just change how people perceive you online but it also changes how you perceive yourself. some people perceive themselves as kirkified AOC with a hijab
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Though I don't mind the current one because it is true that I am often in the middle distance
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(okay okay I know he never actually said it in the show but) why is Ensign Chekhov unloading office furniture at my university?
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Daniel Galef retweeted
Leonardo da Vinci A Copse of Trees, 1508
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Even more galling than realizing you've unconsciously plagiarized a turn of phrase from a Great is looking back on old poems, written years apart and with no initial intention of ever being next to each other on the page, and realizing that you have reused the same end rhymes
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One of my favorite poems I've written. I was deeply moved by Rhina Espaillat's comments on it at the reading.
You watch—it’s more than time you tell. You’ve taught me how to spring ahead, though I fall back; to wind against the wind by changing tack; that bearings must be smooth; that seas are not; @DanielGalef plough.com/articles/john-har…
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Before I saw this I was really worried I was going to get to the end of the day and never see a charming bear carved underneath a Latin inscription on the side of an academic building, but, whew!---What a relief!
Absolutely incredible new relief at the University of Michigan.
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Playing back through the Connections archive and when you do a bunch of puzzles in a row, especially at random from different years, you notice a lot of repetition. Has anyone made a complete list of all words from all puzzles and the different categories they have been used in?
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