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Wilt Chamberlain was a myth. New York Times bestselling author | Divorce Lawyer | @Princeton CWR faculty|National Magazine Award-winning journalist.

Joined August 2015
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You mean election day??!
👩🏾‍🌾 (@bairanyc) profile picture👩🏾‍🌾@bairanycNov 3
Why do ppl wait until the last day to vote tho lmfao like why yall do that
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Close enough
Summer💋 (@kenz6y) profile pictureSummer💋@kenz6yNov 3
I just found out I got herpes 🥺
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Does that matter? Provide the service old man.
mrs. lover girl stan account (@thrillarybanks) profile picturemrs. lover girl stan account@thrillarybanksNov 2
Lying to someone servicing you on your wedding day is nasty and disrespectful
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I don’t give a single fuck about the gamer reviews. I don’t care about the meta score. I don’t fucking care how much money the game make. I don’t give a fuck who made it and how. If I like it, it’s good. If I don’t, it’s shit.
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Some people are just prone to always be in some shit. Always got beef going on. There’s always someone else that got them fucked up. Lmao.
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Everything isn’t for everyone. I’ve seen people do steroids and get almost exactly what they wanted then they’re people who come out looking a mess
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Marcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️ (@WarFrontIntel) profile pictureMarcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️
@WarFrontIntelNov 1
I don’t get it — I’m genuinely curious to where any of the plane wreckage is. That just looks like a massive empty crater.
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A Learjet 60 crashed here on Nov 1, killing all 9 aboard. The FAA says it fell from 35,000 ft in about a minute, and a nose-first impact at that speed shatters a jet into small pieces. Officials say debris was scattered widely, with part of it on a nearby lawn. cbs12.com/news/local/exp… yahoo.com/news/weather-n… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Gree…
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Couldn’t wait to gabble your own grandson’s dick 🤢
Rabbi Shmuley (@RabbiShmuley) profile pictureRabbi Shmuley
@RabbiShmuleyOct 30
First thing I did upon seeing my first ever twin grandsons was to give them the Biblical blessing
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New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 29
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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✰ (@idonotexistelol) profile picture✰@idonotexistelolOct 28
Phantom blade 0 is almost here, type shit I'm on rn
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Race play?
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𑣲𝒜𝒩𝒢ℰℒ🪽 (@bleachedbrat07) profile picture𑣲𝒜𝒩𝒢ℰℒ🪽@bleachedbrat07Oct 24
I’d let my white bf call me nigga idgaf
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Twitter auto translate has resurrected ancient beef between UN nations. Lmaoo Elon right now…
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TL BEEF?? Auto translate edition.
WASSIM ❄️ (@encorewassim) profile pictureWASSIM ❄️@encorewassimOct 25
Grand-père japonais plantant la graine de l’arbre, sur lequel son fils se suicidera et son petit-fils utilisera le bois de cet arbre pour fabriquer le papier sur lequel il dessinera son hentai pédophile
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Prostitution
EDOSE✨ (@iam_biglad1) profile pictureEDOSE✨
@iam_biglad1Oct 22
How do you actually get out of living paycheck to paycheck?
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Walter (@PowerisXon) profile pictureWalter@PowerisXonOct 22
What would you do if Chibi Reviews was your Son? 😭
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College Football Family (@CFB_Family) profile pictureCollege Football Family@CFB_FamilyOct 23
Nothing can prepare you for who’s on the Sax
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He’s a revolutionary
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‎. (@haitianglock) profile picture‎.@haitianglockOct 21
No wonder there’s a foot scene in every Tarantino film
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Peter the cuck Griffin
Maples (@MapleLeafClover) profile pictureMaples@MapleLeafCloverOct 21
Now for this scene with the actual audio because this was one of the early stages of the Family Guy DVDs having more edgy, swear heavy attempts at exclusive stuff that never made it to air and so I remember this being one of the most jarring things to hear coming from Cleveland.
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“Are you in the right headspace to get freaky nasty this weekend? 🫣”
The Ethical Pervert (@BeefcakeDillon) profile pictureThe Ethical Pervert@BeefcakeDillonOct 16
UPDATE so I just approached her. I introduced myself, told her I put in my 2 weeks notice and that I’ve always wanted to say hi to her. I said “are you open to being flirted with a little?” lmao she smiled and her face turned red and she was like “I’m seeing someone” 😭
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I still stand 10 toes on cyberpunk 2077 being amongst the greatest
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Jamie (@dodgerrrr93) profile pictureJamie@dodgerrrr93Oct 20
How it feels now being a cyberpunk believer since its original release
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