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Keith Lee ranking the McRib a 0.5 makes sense because he’s happy. McRib is for people experiencing despair. I promise it’s a 7.2 when you have zero hope left.
Parents will advocate for all the wrong shit girl rent out a Chuck E Cheese and give them cupcakes out who gives a fuck
My sons ain’t gettin no girls pregnant because I’m gonna tell them all the horrors of sex, kids, and STDs. I will blow those little urges right on out
Why do that little girl need a Yeti AND a Stanley lmfao PLS
Earlier this year my entire family agreed on a $35 limit for Christmas gifts for the kids.
My brother just sent me his daughter’s wishlist. Not a single thing is under $40. The top item is a $120 gaming keyboard.
I told him I’m sticking to the $30 we all agreed on. Now he’s mad at me.
Am I wrong for not ignoring the limit just because he did? Or does this happen in your family every year too?
I’m seeing people mad at moms making being the princess and the kid the sidekick but absolutely nobody nobody mad at the dad being the beast 🆗
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