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Dave Colan

@DaveColan

Comedian/writer/director. farmer’s dog ref. Second City alum. Creator of @nexttokimdavis and @roymooreshorse.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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@votetimscottFeb 6
Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.
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President Trump posted a video featuring the Obamas as monkeys on Truth Social. Follow: @AFpost
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Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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i think about this dude all the time
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The Clapback Mailbag: Everything White People Know About White People Is Wrong dlvr.it/TMdsf9
The Clapback Mailbag: Everything White People Know About White People Is Wrong

The Clapback Mailbag: Everything White People Know About White People Is Wrong

A special response to emails, DMs, messages and comments from our readers

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Dean Cain is the worst superman, he doesn’t even know the character…. Meanwhile Smallville just say it straight
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@Variety10 Jul 2025
Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’ variety.com/2025/film/news/d…
Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s...

Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s...

Dean Cain is wary about Hollywood making Superman 'woke' after James Gunn called the Man of Steel an "immigrant," igniting MAGA outrage.

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There’s this huge protest against Trump in Los Feliz and they’ve taken over the Starbucks near my yoga studio.
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Trefology@trefology5 Apr 2025
#HandsOff2025 a protest happening just around the block. Good sized crowd for los feliz.
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Good days. Bad days. Doesn’t matter. You’re always good enough for your dog. So keep doing your best by them with real, fresh food. #LongLiveDogs

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The Farmer’s Dog “Ref” commercial is so, so good.
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WHAT THE FUCK FARMER'S DOG!? I have never wanted to go to war for a referee more.
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Okay the Farmer’s Dog referee commercial may be the best piece of advertisement I’ve seen in years
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Great commercial for opening night of @NFL @thefarmersdog The Farmer's Dog - Referee - 60s adage.com/article/marketing-…

Behind The Farmer’s Dog’s new NFL ad

DTC brand The Farmer’s Dog is returning to an emotional narrative in a new ad for the NFL kickoff game.

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AK@okayyAK6 Sep 2024
Ok so that Farmer's Dog commercial may be the best commercial of all time.
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Kyle@K_Beck116 Sep 2024
The Farmers Dog commercial was the closest we as a society have ever come to seeing someone kill themselves in a commercial
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Farmers dog with the best commercial spot ever produced #BALvsKC
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J@Jennaxschroeder6 Sep 2024
crying in the sportsbook 😭 thank you farmers dog
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That Farmer’s Dog commercial almost made me feel something for the refs…and then they called the fifth illegal formation penalty of the half
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@TrungTPhan3 Aug 2024
Spend a decade training. Counting every calorie. Measuring every vital. Getting 8.15 hours of sleep every night. Only to lose out on an Olympic medal because your dong wasn’t tucked. Devastating.
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Even weirder, if possible.
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Yes, during one of the '88 games in Chicago, there were 3 live-ball TOs committed by Atlanta. But Michael Jordan had 4 steals in the box score. Here's the full story on Yahoo: sports.yahoo.com/a-closer-lo…
A closer look at Michael Jordan's 1988 DPOY award raises questions about its validity. Has LeBron...

A closer look at Michael Jordan's 1988 DPOY award raises questions about its validity. Has LeBron...

New research reveals Jordan's Defensive Player of the Year season likely included home-biased stats.

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What’s Wright? with Nick Wright (@WhatsWrightShow) profile pictureWhat’s Wright? with Nick Wright@WhatsWrightShow20 Jun 2024
"There was a game they credited Jordan w/ more steals than the other team had turnovers. Might put a different hue on the GOAT conversation. ... I'm just here for a fair & accurate reading of NBA history." 👀 —@getnickwright reacts to Haberstroh's article on MJ's 1988 DPOY award

Was Michael Jordan's 1988 DPOY Award Fraudulent?

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