David Sinclair

@scrowder get a sweet endorsement deal?

Maybe on his grave but that’s part of a regimented exercise program.

Anything that hides her face has to be an improvement.

Tonight in Hampton, NH. Should be a fun show.

@RoyalCaribbean I just got ripped off by Royal Caribbean!!! Do NOT go on this line unless you want to have your money stolen. RCCL canceled my cruise and can’t give me a clear answer on when I will get ALL MY MONEY BACK. BUYER BEWARE!!!!

But...but...but...Don’t you know the same things about Biden?

Why are we seeing so many toilet paper ads on TV? Are they afraid they’re going to lose the hoarder market?

Grocery store is out of meat, chicken and toilet paper. Bars, theaters and comedy clubs are closed. At least I still have my fidget spinner.

Sounded like a beer endorsement. Too capitalist.

Apparently we’ve decided that “Chinese Virus” is racist and the correct term is “Covid-19 Virus”. So anyone else up for “Covid-19 Takeout” tonight?

Went to a local store to get some supplies. Saw a few people wearing masks. It’s New Bedford and they were Super Hero masks so life here is still pretty normal.

A jug of Mocha Anthony, a loaf of bread and a calendar beside me.

I just realized that my dog only protects my house because he needs the healthcare.

Imagine if our elected representatives fought harder for us than they do for power. Support term limits. #NoIncumbents

Despite what Bruce Willis has said, if you search Christmas Movies on Amazon Prime the results include Die Hard. Discuss.

My luck is so bad that I predict that the day after I die they will discover the secret to immortality.

The Open Mic @ Mikey B’s is in for tonight.