I once wore a tutu on The Today Show.

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Joined March 2009
David Kelly retweeted
This is how the Influencer Industrial Complex works.
MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident
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Nothing, and I mean nothing, says social media “influencer” like a tits out, duck lips selfie during an active shooter event. 🙄
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Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.
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David Kelly retweeted
Ana Navarro: “You’ve got JD Vance out there telling the Pope to be careful with his words. When you work for a guy that celebrates Bob Mueller’s death, celebrates Rob Reiner’s death, posts images of the Obama’s as apes — you don’t have the moral standing to tell anybody to be careful with their words”
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David Kelly retweeted
Over the years, @PeteButtigieg has had many viral media moments, but I think this might be his best. It's the most authentically angry and impassioned that I have seen him, and that's what voters who are banging their heads against a wall about the state of affairs want to see.
Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation
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David Kelly retweeted
Okay so, 1) an American citizen exercises his First Amendment right to peaceably assemble and his Second Amendment right to bear arms, out of apparent concern that a tyrannical federal government is violating basic protections afforded under the Constitution 2) after coming to the aid of an unarmed woman who's been shoved to the ground by a masked federal agent, the citizen -- impaired by pepper spray, holding nothing but a cell phone -- is dragged to the ground by a group of other masked agents 3) during the scuffle, shortly after one masked agent removes the weapon from the restrained citizen's person, several other masked agents open fire, unloading 10 shots from close range and killing the unarmed citizen 4) despite video evidence, a spokesman for the federal government says the citizen approached agents with a gun, provoked a violent confrontation, and planned to "massacre" law enforcement You really want to defend this? Go ahead. Just know, you look like an absolute fool.
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David Kelly retweeted
Alex Jeffrey Pretti. White male born in Illinois. University of Minnesota graduate, medical professional employed at the US Dept. of Veterans Affairs, avid outdoorsman & dog dad, legal gun owner with no criminal record. Murdered by his government 01/24/2026
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The President is threatening Norway because he didn’t get a Nobel Prize —- meanwhile on Fox News the top story is…
OFF KEY: Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is facing backlash online over her behavior at a tribute event for late 'Grateful Dead' co-founder Bob Weir. The self-proclaimed "Deadhead" appeared to stumble over her words while reflecting on Weir's legacy and used her moment to deliver a political message, encouraging attendees to vote.
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“It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.” ~ Karl Stojka, Auschwitz Survivor
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David Kelly retweeted
Renee Good was trying to drive away. The ICE agent shot her twice through her side window. The ICE agent walked away uninjured. We all saw this on video. They all know we saw this on video. They're lying about it for the same reason they lie about everything: they think they can get away with anything, even murder. They are despicable, garbage human beings.
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It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
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David Kelly retweeted
If today’s response to Rob Reiner’s murder by Trump is not enough for you to abandon your support for him, you’re completely lost as a human being.
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David Kelly retweeted
In that one post trump proved that everything Rob Reiner ever said about him is true.
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I've spoken to a half dozen Hollywood power brokers and former power players who are watching the #Netflix story play out with dismay. Here are some of the things they are telling me that resonated:
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David Kelly retweeted
Replying to @IngrahamAngle
Better version
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David Kelly retweeted
Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month
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David Kelly retweeted
Ossoff: Trump’s cabinet is worth like $60 billion. That’s not even including Elon. They are literally the elites they pretend to hate. The President is not at his palace in Florida thinking about whether you can afford daycare or how to stop insurance companies from denying you claim or anything that matters to our daily lives.
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David Kelly retweeted
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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