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David Letterman

@DavidLetterman

Tweeting the trends.

Joined May 2013
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan31 Jan 2018
Donald Trump has said he will end the Green Card lottery. If only he could end the Presidential lottery he was lucky enough to win. #StateofOurUnion
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What the Rich Won't Tell You. Ill swap your Fonzie for a one time only, never to be seen again, Ponzi.
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Little did they know when the Debt Ceiling hits 20. Parental Discretion Advised.
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan17 Jun 2017
Trump made me do it. #BadExcusesForDrinking
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The Don Nohart Show #Presidentialtvshows
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan11 Feb 2017
Out Tweet Trump #MyGoalsIn3Words
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan9 Nov 2016
Planet Earth #YourFired #ElectionNight
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#MakeANerdUnhappy Telling them that NASA really stands for Nerds Always Sleep Alone
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan22 Jul 2016
Donald Trump is set to release the app - TrumpemonGo Using the phone camera you just roam around and throw TrumpBalls at things to fix them.
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#MoreTrustedThanHillary Milli Vanilli claiming they are Siri
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#IfPoliticiansWereComedians they would hand out blows to create jobs and only ever start wars when the Tivo is stuck on pause.
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Gone with the Beard. #MyLifetimeMovieIsNamed
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#GetElectedIn3Words Throw Free Lines
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#BadJobIn5Words Robbing Peter to pay Don.
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan1 Jul 2015
I like the night life Baby, She says Let's Go. #LateShow
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan30 Oct 2012
Donald Trump has entered the - Why did #Sandy bend the crane debate? He would know. Only an expert could keep his bird's nest in place.
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#MyBestFriendsAre Paul and Regis.
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The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. #GoodByeDave
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan4 Apr 2014
#DavidLetterman is going to retire in 2015. Politicians, Sports stars and anyone that has been on Reality TV are said to be VERY relieved.
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Letterman@TheLettermanFan10 Jun 2013
#IDidntTextYouBackBecause I did not want the #NSA to read it.
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