Throughout this pandemic it’s genuinely come as a revelation to me that if I don’t buy shite, I actually save money. Who knew? #coronavirus #covidsavingscheme
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Stole this but trying to do my bit...
Would it be possible for all supermarkets to allow the elderly in to do their shopping for an hour in the mornings before the rest of us, as the shops will be stocked, cleaned and disinfected...
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...this will help them physically and mentally to cope.
It’s heartbreaking seeing some of the pictures doing the rounds on social media.
Can we make this a thing?
@Tesco @asda @sainsburys @Morrisons @LidlGB @AldiUK @waitrose
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Realised I judge people on what type of butter they have in their fridge eg if it isn’t lurpack spreadable they’re stupid
David Robb. retweeted
JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:
3 Million AD.
The humans are extinct.
The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.
Guess who they clone...
Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.
They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.
Surprise assholes.
This is now a sequel to The Fly.
David Robb. retweeted
As an immigrant, I know the magnetic power of America's greatness. As a former border Governor, I know the importance of securing our border and fixing our absurdly broken immigration system. As an American, I know that kids shouldn't be pawns while the "adults" figure it out.
Does anyone actually enjoy the chocolate French Fancies? #yellow4eva
David Robb. retweeted
If you see this Scott, please call this confidential number (116 000) to talk to someone. We just want you to feel better and safe and fully understand if you need time to yourself right now. We are worried and we love you so so much.
David Robb. retweeted
We should stay the hell out of Syria, the "rebels" are just as bad as the current regime. WHAT WILL WE GET FOR OUR LIVES AND $ BILLIONS?ZERO
David Robb. retweeted
Don't attack Syria - an attack that will bring nothing but trouble for the U.S. Focus on making our country strong and great again!
David Robb. retweeted
I remember not wanting to wear a gold jumpsuit like a rejected member of ABBA or if I could memorize dialogue in a foreign language-but thought "Who cares? No one outside of Germany will ever see this!" Thanks to the internet-NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY. Who knew? teapawt.net/tolkienianjedi/status/…
Belting out The Greatest Showman soundtrack last night in the car with @benjikirk was a 2018 highlight. #wecanrewritethestars
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David Robb. retweeted
Congratulations to @kyle8edmund, who reaches the @AustralianOpen semi-finals with a 6-4, 3-6, 6-3, 6-4 win over Grigor Dimitrov 🇬🇧
#AusOpen
David Robb. retweeted
Internet...
It took ya less than 5hrs.
I’m a little shaky n sweaty,
Heart pounding.
I’ve never said this to a multi-user weblike platform of tons of computers connected worldwide, but...
Internet...
I think I love you
❤️
Hey @Greenpeace , your move...
David Robb. retweeted
Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. teapawt.net/greenpeace/status/9554…
Replying to @DavidKHarbour
Hmm, if you get over 200k we’ll ask the Captain if you can join our expedition to the Antarctic and dance with the penguins.
#StrangerThings have happened act.gp/HopperToAntarctic














