David Robb. retweeted
JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:
3 Million AD.
The humans are extinct.
The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.
Guess who they clone...
Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.
They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.
Surprise assholes.
This is now a sequel to The Fly.
David Robb. retweeted
As an immigrant, I know the magnetic power of America's greatness. As a former border Governor, I know the importance of securing our border and fixing our absurdly broken immigration system. As an American, I know that kids shouldn't be pawns while the "adults" figure it out.
David Robb. retweeted
If you see this Scott, please call this confidential number (116 000) to talk to someone. We just want you to feel better and safe and fully understand if you need time to yourself right now. We are worried and we love you so so much.
David Robb. retweeted
We should stay the hell out of Syria, the "rebels" are just as bad as the current regime. WHAT WILL WE GET FOR OUR LIVES AND $ BILLIONS?ZERO
David Robb. retweeted
Don't attack Syria - an attack that will bring nothing but trouble for the U.S. Focus on making our country strong and great again!
David Robb. retweeted
I remember not wanting to wear a gold jumpsuit like a rejected member of ABBA or if I could memorize dialogue in a foreign language-but thought "Who cares? No one outside of Germany will ever see this!" Thanks to the internet-NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY. Who knew? teapawt.net/tolkienianjedi/status/…
David Robb. retweeted
Congratulations to @kyle8edmund, who reaches the @AustralianOpen semi-finals with a 6-4, 3-6, 6-3, 6-4 win over Grigor Dimitrov 🇬🇧
#AusOpen
David Robb. retweeted
Internet...
It took ya less than 5hrs.
I’m a little shaky n sweaty,
Heart pounding.
I’ve never said this to a multi-user weblike platform of tons of computers connected worldwide, but...
Internet...
I think I love you
❤️
Hey @Greenpeace , your move...
David Robb. retweeted
Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. teapawt.net/greenpeace/status/9554…
Replying to @DavidKHarbour
Hmm, if you get over 200k we’ll ask the Captain if you can join our expedition to the Antarctic and dance with the penguins.
#StrangerThings have happened act.gp/HopperToAntarctic
David Robb. retweeted
125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes teapawt.net/erickaelizabth/status/…
What would it take to get @DavidKHarbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!
David Robb. retweeted
Replying to @MariyaAlexander
😂 oh boy. Give it a shot Mariya.. early audiences are loving the movie. Don’t be so quick to judge and throw the Russia card into our tea 🍵
David Robb. retweeted
Jesus fucking Christ mom. teapawt.net/rogensandy/status/8826…
David Robb. retweeted
“I honestly feel that if this was a white person attacked by an Asian…it’d be all over the news.” Acid attack victim tells #c4news his story
Acid attack victim Jameel Muhktar tells his shocking story
“I honestly feel that if this was a white person attacked by an Asian…it’d be all over the news.” Jameel Mukhtar and his cousin had acid thrown in their car eight days ago.
David Robb. retweeted
We are making progress as a global civilisation, even if it's difficult to see sometimes. Data can be a wonderful tonic. teapawt.net/maxcroser/status/85291…
We live in exceptional times: Poverty was never lower, global health and education never better.
My global history ourworldindata.org/a-history…
David Robb. retweeted
Brutal honesty from @Danny_Willett in the post @RyderCupEurope presser. #RyderCup #TeamEurope #GoUSA























