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The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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The attempt to arugula-ize Obama’s Cheesecake Factory comment is actually insane. The reason the joke landed is precisely *because* it was relatable to folks who go to the Cheesecake Factory. Elitism woulda been him referring to French Laundry as if everyone goes there. Just because conservative media elites are too dumb to get the joke doesn’t mean it was a bad joke. It just means they are dumb.
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“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot”
it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
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I encourage all Trump supporters to emulate Trump and announce which co-worker has the best ass at the company meeting, preferably one which has HR, the CEO, or media in attendance.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!”
You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Not sure my Dad fought in Vietnam to have "patriots" dragging the flag through the mud🫤
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How cute, the organiser brought his own hitler impersonator to the Adelaide RWNJ rally today. So lovely.
The impersonator also launched his campaign for @CityofProspect council.
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Attire for formal holiday dinner at Cheesecake Factory tonight: Black Van Heusen Outlet button-up shirt, Red Van Heusen Outlet tie, black jeans, white LA Gears, white dinner jacket, wraparound Oakleys, and 10 pumps of McGraw Southern Blend.
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Nancy Pelosi, who is regularly hammered for her perceived insider trading, has made 213 total trades since 2014. Trump exceeded that number in a single day, which just happened to precede his own tariffs announcement. My latest on the mind boggling self-enrichment:
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October 24, 2025. One year today. It was one of the greatest days of my life, but little did I know it would be one of the last great days.
I don’t remember anything about that day and don’t know what I did, but I do know this:
I did not know Clavicular existed
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All sporting teams that represent Australia should solely be picked on how passionately you sing the anthem
TLT would include statements like ‘James Tedesco hasn’t sung well for 3 games so is being replaced by Will Kennedy who can really belt out the anthem ‘
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Depends on the day whether Pauline supports veterans, her denigration of veterans, Jacqui Lambie and Andrew Hastie, was particularly vile and unnecessary.
