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Joined August 2010
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Sami Hyypia’s getting added to ultimate team. Cancelling GTA right now.
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Dudes rock
Not sure what @YorkshireWater’s procedure is for repairing a manhole, but I’m struggling to see where the knee slide fits into it 😂😂
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United fans, y’all taking Nagelsmann over pochettino?
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The Great British Nonce Off
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24/25 was pure vibes, you'd see Endo coming on and know the game was over
We need to have a Trey Nyoni version of this video 😂😂
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New manager bounce ffs
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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This must feel absolutely incredible
A squirrel in Stirling found a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer on the wet pavement and sat down to eat it like it was his. He looks like he'll survive the winter nicely, [📸: Jared Bowe (via IG)]
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only a week into woke 3 and russell brand is already behind bars
🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years in prison. tmz.me/4BSaRlM
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Gary, 40 from Middlesbrough is absolutely livid
🚨 NEW: Oxford Street has seen a 28% spending increase since it was pedestrianised two weeks ago
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Oh look at me, I’m Brighton, we are so good at football. We sign 30 people no one’s ever heard of and score screamers. Cunts
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It’s the random lower-case letters for me.
Russell Brand’s supporters are outside the court for his sentencing, holding a sign that reads: “We stand with you.”
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Kirk from Coronation Street has screen tested for the role of James Bond (via @THR)
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No panic. Just Salah.
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Only one vice captain in that midfield 🇦🇷
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Foden's shirt got thrown back to him. That's so disrespectful.
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Liverpool have some record of getting penalties given against them which you will never seen given ever again btw.
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The majority of popular TV shows airing 22 new episodes every year.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Donnarumma could legit work from home and we wouldn’t even notice
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