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Mason

@Defynorm

I'm the Bearded Tattooed Superman of our time. Here to fight for truth and justice! Who am I kidding, I'm here for the booze and sex.

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Joined July 2011
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*seductively shakes my jingle bells
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I really just want someone who makes me feel the same way I do when I’m eating cake.
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Come to the dark side. We have blowjobs. Cookies are overrated.
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I’m that naive as to actually be nude when I say so on the Internet.
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I was always skinny because I never swallowed.
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Guy: I want a divorce. Me: And who are you? Guy: I’m your husband! We live together for 6 years! Me: Hmm.. No way! Are you sure?
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Today I’m wearing black because my enthusiasm just died.
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Me: Are you here to collect my soul? Angel of death: Haha, you still think you have one. After those 1.000.000.000 selfies?! You’re so sweet
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GG@Grabnpuss1 Nov 2017
You're not the boss of me! My dog is.
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Sorry I stopped sexting you but you changed your AVI.
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Stay on my TL and I'll show you a good time Or someone will Maybe
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I am a man with mild cold. Hear me dying.
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I'm not a very good redhead
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allow me to twist your arm
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Only a weak man would try to break a strong woman's spirit, soul, or smile.
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But have you tried taking a break from taking a break yet?
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christmas bullshit can go & bite me
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Trying to work out travelling costs and expenses for next year so that I know if it's a possibility. *fingers crossed*
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Look buddy, the last time I showed someone my abs, they spit their drink. This kind of awesomeness can not be gazed upon by mortal eyes.
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Panicking about tomorrow so naturally I pretend those obligations don't exist and drown in cookie dough and Made In Abyss.
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