Reading The Card Explains The Tweet Professional Chocolate Buyer

Joined February 2023
Local games stores work because they function as open third spaces. LGS's that function as exclusive clubs can work but only as an niche, not the standard
Every major LGS should be like Sams Club/Costco & require memberships to constantly use their play space for ~$30 But as a benefit for members you get first priority on product at GUARANTEED MSRP prices and whatever various perks that store offers No more TCG priced products
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Fan Club Porygon is actually a crazy card. Pretty sure this is the only card in the game that can interact with counters/markers, an already obscure mechanic, not associated with itself
Porygon. Pokémon Card Fan Club promo. Illus. Tomoaki Imakuni. 2000.
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Pokemon players cannot pull the "look how expensive my blinged out deck is" card 😭
POV: Your friends play max rarity🌟🌟
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This is with two Plasma Freeze Ultra Balls btw
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Average Pokemon Fans: "Pokemon is RUINED! It's in total free fall what could possibly save it?" The Dragapult Trading Card Game:
As much as I love Pokemon I feel like the franchise as a whole is in a DIRE spot rn 😭 - Unite shutting down - Bank shutting down - PokeMas is a gacha game - PMD is DEAD - Mainline has deep-rooted issues - PoGo is microtransaction slop What do we have?? Pokemon Sleep???
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Are you prepared to send and receive a new type of challenge request? 👀 We're excited to share that, starting November 3, 2026, you'll be able to challenge friends to Expanded format matches in Pokémon TCG Live!
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Pokemon... is for babies?
Everyone knows Pokemon Learning League has the most complex gameplay in the series
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Fun fact! The Vivillon from XY Base Set was printed with multiple artworks based on the language you bought it in! 1/3
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There were seven patterns featured spread across 8 languages. Each language, besides French, had a Meadow pattern print in addition to a unique print based on the pattern you'd see in game based on your real life location! 2/3
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These unique patterns are as follows Japanese - Elegant English - High Plains Italian/Spanish - Marine German/Korean - Continental Portuguese - Savanna Russia - Icy Snow French - Nothing Unique Just Meadow 3/3
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Resellers are out here grading gift cards man. It's bleak
Yes, you can actually score this Pokémon x Starbucks collectible for FREE in Japan 👀🇯🇵 I would send this GC to PSA
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It annoys me we're, at least likely, getting a confetti foil Hawlucha a year after it rotated. Confetti foiling is one of my favorite treatments but it's always reserved for bulk or tournament illegal cards
McDonald's Pokemon TCG Promotion Starts November 10th, Features Mini Happy Meal Box Toys and 15 Cards! Check out this article on PokeBeach for all the details: ➡️ pokebeach.com/2026/10/mcdona…
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The only reason why Kyle "Pooka" Sucevich isn't closer to the top of the list is because TPCI felt threatened by his aura so they had to nerf him by hiring him which was the only way they could stop him from playing in sanctioned events
Best of all time. Spent hours on the first list. Think it’s pretty solid but probably gets more unreliable as the list goes down. The second list was faster and much more questionable probably missed some primes. I think overall they are both solid tho
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Casual Pokemon memes were better when they were all from 2010s webcomics
Casual players have had the same 4 jokes for like 20 years - porn - porn but bunny - joker fucking pokemon - bidoof is god ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
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wow hit tweet follow me if you like Pokemon cards xitter.cf/DelinquentVideo/status…
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"Never trust how you feel about Pokemon past 9pm" Too late... I'm queuing up Base-Gym RIGHT NOW
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I'm not actually doing that I have SOME self respect
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Metafy coaching only goes so far. Some people are just not built for it. Supposedly that's ok
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"Just take 6 prize cards" Dang I didn't think about that
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There is nothing more cruel than implying to your opponent they should scoop when they're already knocked out of prizing
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Everyone knows Pokemon Learning League has the most complex gameplay in the series
Pokemon guys arguing on which goo goo ga ga game in their series has more complex binky sucking action in the gameplay for the 10th time
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I HATE LEARNING MAKE IT STOP PLEASE! PLEASE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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