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Lets see if I can hit 60 horror films this Halloween season, from Sept 1st to November 1st! Starting with an old scifi channel favorite of mine, Pterodactyl (2005). Apparently from the director of Commando, Firestarter, and Class of 1984/1999!!!!
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+ if u ever point out being treated unfairly even to people ur closest to and trust they’ll just try to gaslight you into this whole “you’re overthinking it nobody is singling you out” shit bc they too even recognize they want u subjugated to “your place” in the hierarchy
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You can work at The Diner, or The Gas Station, or be a logger and that’s fucking it. Miserable. I’m from rural VT. Yeah it’s the most beautiful place on earth, but it’s no place to live a life, especially if you have to work for a living
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Michael Myers Nerfs History:
- Shit Melee Damage unless Bloodthirst 3
- Now cannot see Special Targets unless Bloodthirst 3
- Reality Tear nerfed harder than Sub-Zero today
- Gets Bloodthirst 3 much slower
- Laurie and Bob can literally bully him
What the fuck more do you want
I quit my podcast because our host called it an "outburst" when I had to politely ask him in the chat (which he ignored) not crunch chips into his mic when other people were talking
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the theme of Fallout: New Vegas DLC Dead Money was about how greed can be a prison. how holding on to things will only burden you.
it's about letting go.
so i let go of poverty and TOOK ALL 37 GOLD BARS BABY
TAKE THAT ELIJAH
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
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how does one get over the feeling that you were born missing something everyone else has and it makes you irreparably evil no matter how non malicious you are
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Sienna Shaw in Dbd is showcased on Lauren LaVera's IMDb!
I dont know how IMDb works so take this with a grain of salt but this could mean that she voices Sienna and has her likeness in dbd!!!
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imagine youre 12 yrs old on a mattress with 8 other kids on the floor like a dog, the youngest pisses the bed at night and your carpenter dad won’t even build you a bed frame. Your parents announce they’re having another kid. You have to live another day because suicide is a sin
Replying to @Alias_Rosie @oregonwoman
You can do all that on a shoestring budget. This might shock you to find out. My one of my friends grew up in a family of 11 where they shared mattresses on the floor and with a SAHM while the dad was a carpenter.They’re all happy Christians marrying and having their own kids now
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Felt cute again, here's another selfie with my friend. As you can see we are both having a great time.
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As a kid, we were fortunate enough to have an in-ground pool.
The Jaws theme TERRIFIED me. Like, to the soul.
So my narc mother decided to hum the theme any time I got in or near that pool. For years.
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Very definition of an impeachable offense
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois.
Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money.
Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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I love coming home from my 9-5 hr job to watch my 3 hour daily hr violations podcast.
H3 Podcast #302 - August 31st, 2026:
The show comes to a halt because someone needed to urgently tell Tamara something. Ethan Klein looks aggitated/nervous and started questioning why people wanted to talk to her.
Very strange behavior.
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genuinely can someone explain to me how it’s possible that every platform i use is keeping tabs on me and selling my data to advertisers and yet i still basically never get ads for anything i would even remotely consider spending money on
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this mf didnt do a single tape against the do the tapes killer and got condemned first, and wants to sit up here and act like its the onryos fault. Like brother u have to engage in the killer mechanic, also DC'd while being condemned, you know, the mori that takes all of 3 seconds? Holy lack of emotional regulation
“We’ve built software to track Wikipedia editors,” says the head of the ADL.
We have an investigation publishing soon about pro-Israel manipulation of Wikipedia, and he just blurts it out
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Been browsing Not A Wedding Crasher because I think it would be fun to go to a stranger's wedding and for some reason it did not dawn on me that couples who allow strangers to attend their weddings would all be variations on this
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".

















































