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(breathing into a paper bag): you shall pick up your toys.....be nice to your sister.....listen to your mother.....pay attention in class.....
James Earl Jones: I never used a bag.....not once.....it does.....work well tho.....
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Sure sex is great, but have you ever slid your foot into a Birkenstock and felt that arch support.
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i have a real life support circle & professional help that i'm forever grateful for. i just come here to express myself. and that helps too.
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Hey! Made it through the day with all of my clothes facing the right way, I’m putting that in the win column. 😂😂😂
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What do boobs have against tank tops? It’s a perfectly lovely top yet my boobs are always trying to escape while I sleep. 🤷🏻♀️










