M (parody)

keons.xn--6ii Routine disappearing act complete. This old boy needs to find himself in the Kingsmen verse as well.

/. Watching QoS and I'm like...omg I forgot how much of a sassy lil bitch he was 😂

Not to worry. He isn't expecting obedience from Bond anytime soon.

Mmmm, yes. She was a tough one. It was a privilege to have learnt from her. *She wasn't wrong. His sarcastic and often cynical remarks did tend to make him come across as an arsehole aristocratic.* Perhaps, I should do better then. A drink, to my predecessor?

Mhmm. There's a good lad.

The life expectancy in our field never tends to reach retirement age. And I am nice. Most of the time.

How refreshing a change. What could have possibly come over the man?

Yes, well, if I didn't think you could do your job, you wouldn't be here. *unfortunately for M, Bond is one of his best.* *not that he will be saying anything of the sort to the man.*

I suppose I could rephrase that statement.

You're currently my favorite employee. Just don't let it go to your head.

It's true. You're a pain in my neck and you know it.

If all agents were like Q, he'd have far less headaches.

"Yes. Keep an eye on Bond's movements. I'm keeping him in country until I see fit to loosen his leash." He's being petty and he knows it. But he also didn't particularly care.

"Not with that, Q, thank you for the offer. However," Fingers pulling open a desk drawer, retrieving a small yellow envelope. "Double-oh-nine brought this flash drive back. I need you to bypass its security. I want all the data from it."

"As welcome as the tea is, I'm curious as to why you're popping up so early in my office. Something I should know about?" Blue eyes focusing on Subiean.

"Hmm-, oh, thank you, Q." Taking the cup with great enthusiasm and gratitude. "Apologies, I've been up all night cleaning up double-oh-sevens mess in Bruges. And believe me, the Belgium Prime Minister is just as grumpy as I am without coffee."