18 things you didn’t know about me 1. Strongest tested 60-64 90kg powerlifter in my state all time 2. Rode a 3 speed Sears bike 104 miles to raise money for American Cancer Society at age 12, neighbor pledged 10¢ per mile, didn’t believe I rode that far. 3. Younger sister rode 2M farther cause she had to go back to the previous station and come back. 4. Was the last contestant in a watermelon seed spitting contest, won. 5. One week before, at the Laura Ingall’s day festival won the axe throwing contest. 6. Tried out for the 1986 ISU football cheer squad, didn’t make the cut. 7. I have a huge penis 8. I turned down becoming an Indy 500 race car driver (replacing my dad) 9. If I was a cat, already burned 5 of 9 lives 10. College roommate went insane, threatened us with a knife, sent 3rd guy out to get the big guy. Closed my eyes and started reciting the Lord’s Prayer, which kept him from stabbing me. Big guy came in and disarmed him. 11. In 2010, 1yr after my divorce, was dating 4 women (they knew), at least kissed all 4 on the same day. 12. 2yrs before joining my fraternity, SPE, began creating a Dorm Fraternity, admin shut me down. 13. In 2002 I started a Rotary Club, an impossible goal, 2004 charted. 14. My dad was 6’2”, I’m 5’10”, we had the same shoe size, but my feet are wider. 15. Dad knew the guy who first put poly wheels on a skateboard, he sent one as a present. In 1977 there were no rules against riding a skateboard in the halls of Junior high. Admin was apoplectic. 16. In 2022 went Pro Se and had a DUI dismissed. 17. While I’ve driven through NJ, contrary to popular belief, I am not @DigitalFringed1 dad 18. It’s true, I can fix anything but a broken heart.