Blurring the line between humor and education.

Utah, USA
Joined June 2014
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I ran .2 miles this week and a 6:20 mile 11 years ago
I ran 74 miles this week and a 4:10 mile a month ago.
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Things I will judge you (negatively) for at the gym: - slamming the weights - using the trap bar - counting aloud on each rep - drinking an energy drink during your workout - using >8 plates per side on leg press - lifting more than me - wearing running shoes to lift - Facebook Marketplace while taking up a machine Things I would NEVER judge you for: - being new - being out of shape - actually trying
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2.5 months into the bulk. Still pretty TONED I guess all my high-rep, light-weight stuff and pilates are really working to stay so TONED and avoid getting too bulky! 220lbs this morning
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18 things you may not know about User_MM_ (#16 will shake you to your core) 1. My initials are M.M. 2. I have lived in 7 states 3. I own a Pest Control company 4. I am originally from CA, but have never surfed 5. I dropped out after 1 year of college 6. I own a Burgundy iPhone 18 Pro Max 7. I have been bitten by a snake 8. I read 30-40 books/yr 9. I used to play baseball and was a catcher 10. My credit score is over 800 11. I'm a whore for pumpkin spice 12. I used to swim competitively 13. I love Dancing with the Stars 14. In highschool, I stole thousands of dollars worth of beer, Legos, sushi, and hair products from stores 15. My blood pressure has never measured over 115/70 16. I'm straight 17. I am deathly afraid of spiders 18. I had my armpit sweat glands killed via micro-waves due to hyper-hydrosis
18 things you may not know about User_mm (#16 will shake you to your core)
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Why I personally enjoy higher rep, lighter weight sets: I feel I'm better able to really focus on driving the weight/tension into the target muscle, rather than solely focusing on moving a heavier weight for 6-8 reps, where form would break down easier and other muscles would assist/take over Able to more safely, comfortably, and effectively hit failure in *target muscle only* Far less chance of acute injury too I'm not saying this is the de facto BEST way to lift, its just what works for ME (Compound exercises I'll more often do lower reps + higher weight because its cool)
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@user_mm_ I find my physique looks better on higher reps 8-20 vs <8 with both taken to failure Why do u think this is ?
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"Im depwessed!! 😢" Skill issue. Have you ever tried having a big fat breakfast burrito for dinner while watching Game of Thrones? Maybe chase it down with an evening energy drink?
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If you need an app to keep track of your peptides... You probably have never done a set of squats to failure And I promise you'd get a LOT more out of that than all the peptides you take, combined ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What the point of all these peptide tracking apps?
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✅Alice in Chains in the ears ✅Chucks on the feet ✅ Apple Watch Series 12 (GPS+Cellular) on wrist ✅New @MaisonUnderwear in the laundry machine as we speak Helluva leg day setup if you ask me Before vs after ⬇️
✅Bee Gees Radio in the ears ✅Mustache on the lip ✅Mullet on the head ✅Versa Gripps on da wrist Helluva pull day setup if you ask me
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Yes indeed! 230lbs → 198lbs 🌝 → 🗿
Crazy how much your face can change when you lose or gain weight 👀
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✅Bee Gees Radio in the ears ✅Mustache on the lip ✅Mullet on the head ✅Versa Gripps on da wrist Helluva pull day setup if you ask me
✅Dua Lipa in the ears ✅Caffeine and carbs in the veins ✅Joy in the heart ✅Advanced trigonometry in the brain Helluva push day setup if you ask me
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Can you imagine NOT being an alpha male? Literally could NOT be me lmao All these beta males. They probably don't even own a gun (I do). I also doubt they hit the iron paradise everyday (like me) to get the demons out of their heads. What a bunch of beta bitches. Again, couldn't be me (because im an alpha male) 🔥🔥 🐺
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"No one looks good IRL. The pictures you see online are with pump + good lighting..." This is so true. Here's me flexed vs. unflexed (still WITH pump and good lighting), mere seconds apart Please don't get fooled and compare: - you in your bathroom mirror at night vs. - someone else immediately flexing post workout in the posing room
I get steroid accusations every week - some notes: 1) Noone looks as good IRL. The pictures you see online are with pump + good lightning + some even edit them (I dont) 2) Steroids bring many more issues into your life than you'd think. i've done the research and decided against it. 3) The upside of steroids is very limited. people care much less about your muscles than you think. 4) muscles come with stigma. i am often labeled the gym bro or vain. while that is partially true, it's also annoying. 5) if you take steroids, take a minimal dosage. that would allow you to look like you're more athletic and more disciplined than you actually are. 6) if you're willing to trade several years of your life for that really roidy look, do it. undoubtedly people will notice you and undoubtedly there will be women who will be very attracted to you for having that look. again i think you're an idiot if you take steroids especially below the age of 35 but if you do it, be smart about it
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✅Dua Lipa in the ears ✅Caffeine and carbs in the veins ✅Joy in the heart ✅Advanced trigonometry in the brain Helluva push day setup if you ask me
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You have to BELIEVE you can look like a monster freak as a natural. If you think you can ONLY look good on gear, you won’t ever look good—with or without it. JT is a good example of this. All he does is comment hate and "bUt YoUr On GeAr" on anybody who is in better shape than him (which is basically anybody who takes lifting semi seriously) Its sad. If guys like him put HALF the amount of time/effort into the gym/diet as they do hating, they would look good! Can you be 300 pounds and shredded as a natural? Probably not... But if you convince yourself/work as if you CAN, you will end up looking really, really good. There are plenty of great examples on here Please try and get rid of your self-limiting beliefs!
Not 1 mfer on here would reach 10% body fat if it weren’t for peds. Prob only a few would reach low teens but would be skinny af since they wouldn’t retain muscle mass on a cut. This is why I say peds contribute 70-75% to the physiques you see on here.
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Nobody called me a fuel tanker at the gym today
Somebody called me a fuel tanker at the gym today
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girls like it when you poke their belly & tell them "i love it when you're a little bloated"
guys like it when you poke their belly & call them your good lil pillsberry doughboy
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This turkey is just like me fr fr
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