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British citizen journalism equipped with satire. Following politics, memes, and whatever the latest dim thing is. Restore Britain

Joined April 2026
NEW: the 'Woke ASBO'. Make ASBOs great again!
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
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My theory with this sudden flood of Telegraph articles (and now ads!) encouraging cheating, divorce, threesomes and open relationships at the 'conservative' Telegraph is that an editor really wants to engineer a situation in their own relationship
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They're running ads about it now @Sargon_of_Akkad
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They're going to need a "Lads on Tour" t-shirt at this rate
🚨🇪🇸NEWS: The migrant riots in France have spread to Barcelona, Spain
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I can't believe Lambeth Council made this video. Insane idiocy to shame one of the biggest financial contributors and employers they have.
Shell, with Headquarters in Lambeth, made £7.4 billion in 3 months 🤯 This is a climate emergency 🌍 We are asking Shell to contribute to Lambeth’s climate resilience plan, in proportion to its share of global emissions 💰 It's time they helped pay to protect Lambeth 🫵
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We must identify the person responsible so we can promote them to be in charge of UK Digital ID
BREAKING: Hackers steal personal data of thousands of children after a UK company was breached using the password “Password1" — which had remained unchanged for 12 years.
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Next PM's questions: "I um never um said I didn't um not haven't done um favours um Russia did it"
🚨NEW: GMCA Overview and Scrutiny Committee are investigating loans made to property companies, including three controlled by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owner, while Andy Burnham was the mayor of Greater Manchester
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Idea: @MontgomeryToms to return to Brighton with a dinghy instead of a gazebo. As we all know, dinghy damage is the highest form of criminal damage.
I was attacked, mobbed, shut down. My gazebo was destroyed. Yesterday, @FreedomWatchGB, my organisation, went to Brighton to debate the issues that matter most to Britain in 2026. We were mobbed, branded 'Nazis', 'racists' and 'fascists', assaulted, spat on, and had our equipment stolen and our gazebo destroyed. I eventually had to be escorted out in a police car. Will I stop? No. Because despite the attempted intimidation, young lads came forward before we were mobbed to show their support, hear the debates and even donate the coins in their pockets. We will return to Brighton, with greater security and more patriots. We are Britons. Our ancestors endured far worse. We will push on. In this situation, with the manpower to hand, I made the decision not to fight, not to respond with the same anger they possess, but to protect my co-workers, my cameraman's equipment, practise stoicism, stay calm, and let the gazebo be destroyed. There is nothing you can do in this situation with the manpower we had: one security guard who did an amazing job all day, two fellow debaters, and one cameraman versus hundreds of people. A masculine man is one who has a sword but knows when to use it. I am, however, capturing each face and handing the footage to the police, along with looking into prosecution for criminal damage. Retaliation is getting another gazebo, more security, returning and pushing on. We had many good debates and delivered encouragement to so many people in Brighton. That's what matters. If you want to support Freedom Watch GB, donate or become a member, please do. Link in thread.
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Andy Burnham says Russia interfered in a UK referendum. The UK government is now rushing to eliminate voter ID rules. Good work comrades..
Andy Burnham becomes first PM to confirm Russian interference in Brexit referendum @campbellclaret and @RoryStewartUK's exclusive interview with @andyburnham on tomorrow's episode of Leading is out in full at midnight.
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One photo-ID law for thee, but none for a Labour-voting family of 53..
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To be consistent with other government policy it seems only fair for "British" products to only be required to come over on a boat
🚨NEWS: Andy Burnham is set to water down what is defined as "Made in Britain" meaning companies may only need a 'small foothold' in Britain for European and American companies to claim their products are "Made in Britain"
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Did some canvassing today for Restore Britain in Holborn, met some great patriots. We’re early but we’re not wrong ✌️🇬🇧
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Dimocracy retweeted
Replying to @DailyMail
This wouldn't have happened on a cargo bike.
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Kinda tragic that I'm hoping the Iranian bomb plotters came over on a small boat as it's the only sure way illegal immigration will be taken seriously by this government
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This is insane and terrifying. 'Progressive' woke women are destroying our country and corrupting the minds of our youth.
‼️ THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FUCKED. A WOKE TEACHER SENDS HER PUPILS TO THE HEAD DUE TO THEM DEFENDING THEIR RIGHT TO HAVE AN OPINION ON GENDER‼️ 🚨Well well well what do we have here!!! THESE GIRLS NEED A MEDAL. The teacher needs to be sacked. Take a listen to this!!!
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🚨 NEW: The Government is reportedly considering subsidising Freddos with a £11/month levy on water bills.
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Why is Will from The Inbetweeners on GB News and can we get his mum on there also
‘He was complaining about what he sees as two-tier justice.’ Washington Correspondent at The Times, Max Kendix, discusses how Pastor Lorenzo Sewell told his congregation that ‘sharia law’ is taking over Dearborn, Michigan.
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When you've figured out a cure for cancer and a commuter bus is the final ingredient you need, there's no time for cordialities
Insane footage out of Telford this evening as an invader attacks a bus driver and steals the bus! Crashing into multiple vehicles as he drove through the town!
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Damien typed this from his former home office that now accomodates twenty gay Pakistanis and ten boyfriends of the daughter of the Kurdistan Prime Minister. We must all take in our fair share of migrants 🤝
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Why would global warming do this to us?
🚨NEW: The UK recorded a staggering 74,727 rapes in the year ending March 2026 🇬🇧 74,727…. A literal rape genocide.
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