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You didn't "teach" the GOP anything....they're laughing because losing is great for fundraising. The people who will suffer the consequences are ALL OF US, not the GOP.
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I think today is an important day to remember a lot of hyperbolic commentators swore the midterms were not going to happen.
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Brb going to ride to Alaska on my Temu camping rig.
Temu brings you luxe auto upgrades without the luxe price tag.

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You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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Bruce Springsteen endorsed Abdul El Sayad, which means the guy who wrote "The Rising" after September 11th is now on board with the people who think America DESERVED IT. What a miserable old lesbian.
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I love data science
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King Arthur was cursed with a strange disease, and only an old, ugly witch could cure him... But the witch demanded a young, handsome knight as her husband; Galahad took one for the team and married her. On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice: she could be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa. Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance, and she could decide that. The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most, is freedom over her body. She told Galahad that she would be a beautiful wife all the time for him. The moral of the story is that no matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.
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Oh I’m pretty sure I can tell you who is going to win.
BREAKING - Just got off phone with election source . Told me ‘there is NO way we will know the winner of #NY17 tonight’ due to ballot fiasco. @News12
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The reason women can’t be priests
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NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed's Jewish supporters include man named 'Jack Mehoff' trib.al/Suy0YW9
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LET'S GO BRANDON @TheAKGuy
It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Brandon Herrera, who is running to represent the wonderful people of Texas’ 23rd Congressional District!   Brandon is strongly supported by many Highly Respected MAGA Warriors in Texas, and Republicans in the U.S. House. As your next Congressman, he will work tirelessly to advance our MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Agenda. Brandon will fight hard to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Advance MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Safeguard our Elections, Champion School Choice, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Support our Brave Military, Veterans, and Law Enforcement, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.   Brandon’s opponent, Katy Padilla Stout, is a Radical Left Democrat who is opposed to NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY and, if she and the Dumocrats ever got in, all of these things will be terminated. She wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. Katy Padilla Stout is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous!   Brandon Herrera has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Representative from Texas’ 23rd Congressional District. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR BRANDON — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! swampthevoteusa.com/texas/
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Long post worth the read. I have a close friend who flies private jets. He flew Lear 60 for over 15 years and now flies a Gulfstream. This is a copy and paste of his response to me asking him if I thought Ice was the issue. “We always fly in ridiculous cold temperatures.” “Usually you get the bad ice when the temperatures are like 0 to negative 20. Believe it or not, there's a point where it gets too cold for ice. At negative 40, you pretty much can't get ice. Besides that, the airplane is equipped with hot wings and hot tail.” “I flew the Lear 60 for like 15 years. It's a no joke airplane and probably the most dangerous airplane I've ever flown. It has a super critical wing. The airflow has to be perfect. When it gets into rough air and turbulence, it will easily stall. It has stalled on me at 41,000 feet just because we got into some turbulence. (On the way to Palm Beach as a matter of fact. ) we recovered and got her flying again around 30,000 ft. Scary But here's the problem. This airplane has a terrible coffin corner. (At high altitudes) what that means is, you fly in a really narrow window where if you lose 20 knots, it stalls. And if you gain 20 knots, it goes into overspeed. The air goes supersonic over the wing and it goes into a high speed stall, or worse, a Mach tuck. So if you stall, the normal recovery is to push the yoke forward to lower the nose and gain air speed again. At low altitude, you can push really hard and recover quickly. But in the 60... if you push hard, it will gain air speed and go into a high speed stall, it doesn't take much. It's very sensitive. The 60 has super short wings that don't make much lift. So then you high speed stall, and the computer is yelling at you... OVERSPEED! So then you pull back and enter a low speed stall. And you go back and forth trying to keep it in the air speed window. This whole thing is pretty scary. And you should recover basically by using your finger tips using super small corrections. You can't over do it. If you try to muscle the recovery, she gets mad and will become unrecoverable. If she enters a mach tuck. You're done.” “I taught the Lear 60 to other pilots and mentored them. I told them... this airplane has a soul and it's trying to kill you. Do not ever try to top the weather. Don't go over a thunderstorm. Go around it. If it means a half hour longer, then do it. Going over the thunderstorm will go into turbulence that you might not recover from. These pilots went right over a thunderstorm. I think it stalled which caused them to drop down into the thunderstorm and ended up in mach tuck. They picked up so much speed that it ripped off the horizontal stabilizer. At that point... chuck Yeager can't fix it. These same pilots did something similar a couple months ago. ATC got mad at them. They poked the bear one too many times. This is not a beginner airplane. The Gulfstream would never do this. It has HUGE margins of error and won't stall like that. But then again... it's got HUGE wings. It's a pussy cat. The Gulfstream is like driving a 4 wheeler. The Lear 60 is like riding a uni cycle.”
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🚨BREAKING: The polling data the UK Government used to justify its relaxing of immigration restrictions has been revealed Just 19% of the people asked were white Just 18% of people were British citizens They're writing immigration policy based upon what immigrants what
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It's astonishingly frequent for rich dentists to load up their entire family in a private plane and wipe out their entire bloodline. This isn't what happened today - Learjets are a whole new price tier *and* required skills tier. The pilot was 55-year old Jeff Gregory, and the co-pilot was 20 year old Nathalia Gadelha Filgueiras. Thus they were professional charter pilots, and as one would expect, the young newbie was flying as co-pilot, with the very experienced older pilot being pilot-in-command. Pilot-in-command means "pilot in command." The co-pilot does not make decisions for navigation or anything else; they may be instructed to assist the pilot in those things; such as making radio calls to ATC to route around storms and such, but the pilot in command is the one flying the plane and making the decisions. The buck stops with him. I've said this before when the usual shitbags come slithering out of their holes after a disaster like this, but the shameless blood libel has never been more egregious or disgusting. Fuck all of you shameless grifting bastards. God damn you all to hell. nypost.com/2026/11/02/us-new…
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The fact that this is considered “gender affirming” shows exactly how they view women and girls. In other news, I’m now banned from this FB group 😆
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Off to the races
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Young people who grew up with tablets as babysitters may not understand but one of the big reasons we luddites reject AI and Smart devices is so that assholes can't turn all our shit off remotely at the same time
BREAKING: This morning’s cyberattack against supermarket fridges and freezers has now spread to Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg and Estonia. The hackers increased the temperature up to 50C. Food worth millions of euros has been spoiled. Experts warn that such cyberattacks on supply chains and logistics can constitute a threat to national food security in many Western states.
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Jar jar is actually one of the most realistic characters for our time. He's an incompetent retard from a jungle country who is given a position of political power by a female bureaucrat who thinks he will be an amazing leader if just given the right opportunity.
“Jar-Jar Binks is just as intelligent as you Anakin, he just needs proper education”
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Going down to the market, heard one little girl exclaim to another: "He's a soyboy! A SOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOY BOY." I stifled my laugh.
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