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Husband, Gamer, DJ, Raconteur, 250m swimming certificate, Cat on a lead. Married to @bambihelen who’s new dog licks my armpits at night.

A home not under a hammer.
Joined January 2013
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Birthday coming up. Wish I knew some ludicrously rich people.
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Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
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Getting the Honey Monster to appear in #CelebrityTraitors has to be one of the greatest bookings of all time.
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It is 1986. I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime. It is 2026. I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime.
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In Japan, you need a cat's signature when you adopt it from a shelter🥰
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This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both
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GTA 5 from the NPC perspective is so terrifying. We're fucking MONSTERS 😭
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Here's the location (500,167) of the 2nd Treasure Chest for the Community Treasure Event in Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced. Rewards: Legendary Uncrowned Prince Rapier & Guardian Beast Figurehead.
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The Explorer Outfit has just been found in Black Flag Resynced by -Holliday in a completely unmarked chest in the middle of the ocean This is a HUGE discovery, we all thought this outfit got cut in the remake! Here’s how to get it:
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🚨Darth Vader Unmasked🚨 After extensive research I can reveal Darth Vader is not an actual Dark Lord but a member of the Wokerati, mollycoddling children who are just trying to cross the road.
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This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all
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Trump watching himself on Fox News. 😆
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Dennis Nedry was cosplaying as a Goonie the whole time 🤯🦖
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It is something that man was not meant to disturb. It is not of this earth.
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