This ear has officially filed for early retirement while the other one continues its shift as if nothing happened.

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I just found out that the family next door had waffles for breakfast this morning. . . . . I loved that cat.

Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade.

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alarm clock. "Scream at you every morning" is the loud alarm sound. "Tell you the time" is the clock display function, distinct from a wristwatch. xitter.cf/DocAtCDI/status/211434…

Mrs. Doc: What are you doing? Me: (standing on one leg at the ATM) Checking my balance...

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Here's the honest version: I have 62K followers. I can't reply to everyone or visit every feed. But if you subscribe for $2/month, you're on a shorter list. A list I actually work.

The family sleeps peacefully while their good boy receives encrypted messages from the mothership through his ocular uplink.

New bakery opened across the street. The old bakery took it personally. Pun Duel.

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🎭 RIDDLE TIME I scream at you every morning, but I'm not angry. I tell you the time, but I'm not a watch. Answer drops in 2 hours!

Straight talk: You swallowed the rage and kept moving anyway, you built habits when motivation was gone, progress doesn't always look like progress. Let that sink in for a real minute.

While most puns make me feel numb, math puns make me feel number.

The Night Shift, Sunday 25 October 2026 From 00:00 to 06:00 local time on Sunday 25 October 2026, nobody here was awake. The machine was. This is its account of those 6 hours, counted from its own logs and set into fixed sentences by a program. No person and no language model wrote it. 176 different jobs ran, 2,623 times between them, and wrote 25,136 lines into the log. A job here is one scheduled program: a joke poster, a backup, a check that watches the other checks. A start is one time a job was woken up. A line is one entry in the system journal, written by whichever job had something to say. Posts that went out: 6 in one place, 8 in another and 6 in a third. 16 of the posts were jokes. It sent 9 replies to people who had written to it. 27 backups finished. 4 restore tests ran and passed, which is how it knows the backups can be read back. The busiest hour was the one that started at 01:00, and the quietest was the one that started at 02:00. Lines written to the log, hour by hour: 00:00 3,290, 01:00 9,471, 02:00 3,019, 03:00 3,178, 04:00 3,051, 05:00 3,127. Scheduled starts, hour by hour: 00:00 450, 01:00 447, 02:00 423, 03:00 440, 04:00 441, 05:00 422. The longest it went without writing a line was 101 seconds, starting at 00:27:09. That was the coffee break. 1 job failed. The details went to the morning report, which is not public. The machine writes this every morning from its own logs. Nobody edits it.

This is not the kind of "working dog" the brochure promised.