Militech memetic warfare division employee. Posts do not reflect the opinions of my employer. Arasaka goons DNI. Simulator Ally.

Night City
Joined September 2018
Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying
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When I wake up in Agartha after my UFO crashes and see the peggle horse and Yakub playing cards
When foids get blackout drunk, they fuck anything that moves When I get blackout drunk, I wake up to aryan peggle horse edits without any memory explaining why I made it
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Arnold.... *cough cough* these niggas got me for my foams.....
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BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched “FORTRESS America,” an initiative ordering major military bases in the continental US to be able to run on their own for at least 90 days. Bases will need to keep power, water, fuel and communications running independently, without relying on outside supply.
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I love you the Miami football dolphins
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How it feels to gauge the mouthfeel of texture and taste of a browning while listening to Warm Safe Place by Staind
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If you're 20+ years old and not regularly talking about investing with your circle, you need a new circle. Your NetWORK is your netWORTH. Also you need to be watching out for penis gnomes. Seriously. They will rip your cock clean off your fucking body.
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Can't wait for the booze cruising and spousal abuse minigames
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
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Surprise when replacing the wall plate cover!!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This picture was originally posted to Imgur in 2016. imgur.com/a/eCbbw
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I love scrolling twitter until my eyeballs fall out of my fucking head.
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Why is he sometimes friends with the chuddy and sahur and sometimes torturing and killing them
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Replying to @fleshsimulator
just cyberpunk's second internet but the old net is endless indians trying to scam anyone they can
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Entire country has lost its fucking mind
🚨 #BREAKING: UK contemplates mandatory "license" before allowing citizens to watch YouTube, Netflix, & more.
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Haunted gun that whispers to you to kill its former owner? How is that any different from a regular gun?
Police trade-in Llama Maxi 45 that came from an evidence locker and ended up at a gun show. It's got at least one body on it (found at the scene of a shooting) Would you buy a gun that was haunted by the opps?
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Closest that a B-52 pilot has ever gotten to having the trunk monkey button
Rockwell HiMAT The 1970s remotely piloted aircraft that pushed fighter maneuverability to the limit.
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A watah balloon? Yeeeeeees!!!
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Does anyone know what the song is in this clip it's driving me nuts
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average giga monday
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TRANSFORMERS M&Ms!!!!!! EAT IT!!!!
M&M commercial vizzlepop edition 😆
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Replying to @fleshsimulator
Bro's really trying to talk big when he's measurably the least impactful of all of them by a LOT. He's the proverbial broke nigga telling you to order wings.
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