Casino Branch Manager - Local Applebees Enjoyer - $FLESH

New Vegas
Joined May 2022
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Aftermath of a 250 v 250 on a large map
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This feels familliar…
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Lmao he stole her water bottle after he nutted and got caught by the rest of the staff and she didn’t help play it off at all
Ethan accidentally brings in Tamara's water bottle and struggles to keep calm once confronted.
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Air combat in the Cyberpunk universe must be terrifying cuz pilots with implants means everyone is an ace combat protagonist to the point they’ve surpassed drones…
I love that the F-15 is somehow still in service during Cyberpunk 2077
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>points and tracks someone through a wall >”wE aReNt ChEaTiNg”
target switching isnt cheating
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows moments of "snapping" to targets behind walls and firing directly into the wall when there is no minimap indication of an enemy, indicating aimbot usage. x.com/l998412318/sta…
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I used to reply “would” to pictures of hot women implying I would find the idea of sex with them agreeable. As my confidence increased I started to reply “will”. Now I’ve reached a level of self actualization where I simply reply “am”.
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"No babe this is my buddhist pitcher" "Okay yay <3 I'll put it with your Buddhist Youth knife"
I was hesitant to post this antique pitcher I found online at first because I knew the symbol would attract certain comments I dislike, but it turns out there’s a lot more history behind this piece than people might think! Apparently, this pitcher has a uranium glaze, which is why it’s pegging my Ludlum on 100x scale and glows a bright green under my blacklight. With that being said before anyone jumps to conclusions, the swastika on this mug isn’t necessarily Nazi related because it’s actually from the 1900’s. In this scenario it truly is just an ancient symbol that’s been used for thousands of years in various cultures to represent good luck, prosperity, and well being which mind you was LONG before the Nazis appropriated it in the 20th century. This is just a fascinating little piece of history I came across, with an unexpected twist and definitely a first for me. ☢️
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Arasakas home security system being 3 samurais who stand around your bed at night goes insanely hard too
Replying to @dyingscribe
Arasaka has orbital lasers just to obliterate poachers in Cyberpunk 2077
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I never said we should deport all illegal immigrants because one of them raped and murdered a girl. We should be deporting all illegal immigrants because they Aren't Supposed To Be Here
Replying to @fleshsimulator
You are just an incredibly self-centered guy who cares more about his imagined personal safety over the well being of the other 8 billion people on earth. There is no rational argument to exclude people from a good life based on circumstances completely outside their control. Yes I am aware of who laken riley is and I don't care either. Deporting all men because they make up 97% of all violent crime is an infinitely more rational argument than deporting all illegal immigrants because one immigrant killed someone (a group that commits less violent crime per capita than the "native" population/
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if your stock market collapses 30% and that only does 200b of damage youre not a real country
BREAKING: Brazil's stock market collapses nearly -30% and the Brazilian Real loses -10% after President Lula da Silva is unexpectedly re-elected. Brazil's stock market has lost over $200 billion of market cap today.
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It's a shame that Flesh Simulator has the dumbest group of obsessive stalkers, this guy is so stupid They're not even funny or creative or anything, just like maladapted I can't imagine having weird twitter beef so bad I get schizophrenia
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Replying to @fleshsimulator
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if I take enough low blood pressure medication I can raise my blood pressure enough to shoot it out of my eyes like that one lizard
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Cyberpunk multiplayer opens November 6 at 22:00 UTC. Open77’s open alpha + official Light RP server launch together, a first look at the new Neural-Link interface 👇
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Nigga for WHAT
I have been in contact with the District Attorney's office in Los Angeles and they told me that they plan to bring RICO charges against the H3 Podcast crew. Explains why everyone deleted their tweets and went silent.
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Just tell them you have post partum depression
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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I was hesitant to post this antique pitcher I found online at first because I knew the symbol would attract certain comments I dislike, but it turns out there’s a lot more history behind this piece than people might think! Apparently, this pitcher has a uranium glaze, which is why it’s pegging my Ludlum on 100x scale and glows a bright green under my blacklight. With that being said before anyone jumps to conclusions, the swastika on this mug isn’t necessarily Nazi related because it’s actually from the 1900’s. In this scenario it truly is just an ancient symbol that’s been used for thousands of years in various cultures to represent good luck, prosperity, and well being which mind you was LONG before the Nazis appropriated it in the 20th century. This is just a fascinating little piece of history I came across, with an unexpected twist and definitely a first for me. ☢️
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I really enjoy not being in legal trouble but I can’t lie there’s gotta be a rush in tweeting about your own manhunt
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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JUST IN: British judge spares Chris Brown jail time, handing him an 8-month suspended sentence for a "vicious and unprovoked" attack at a London nightclub.
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