heart of gold / jacket of denim (he/him)
San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2020
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I’m taking another break from Twitter. I might be back to post a dumb joke occasionally but reading this site on a regular basis is bad for me.
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It took me like 30 years to stop being ashamed of who I am and I’m not gonna let some glorified data-mining service let me backslide into self-hatred
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If there’s anything resembling a “mystery” on a DS9 episode, the culprit is always the guy who looks like the most like an improv comic from los angeles
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macklemore flew too close to the sun and all his pomade metled and he plummeted into the darkness of the sea
and then nazis re-adopted his haircut
feel like macklmore just mackled too much and did it way too fast and he's just in this sad post-boom period of barely mackling at all
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somebody (aka "somebody from defector") should write an explainer about how wild the past few weeks of premier league have been and why next week is going to be absolutely bonkers
how did i JUST learn that west bromwich albion's nickname is "baggies"
HOW DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS
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i want to hear about an american football player being "dispossessed" after a fumble, make it happen you cowards
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american sports commentators could learn a lot from the premiere league crew cuz our broadcasts need more words like "equalizer" and "dispossessed" in them imho
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well fuck i just woke up and started watching and the goddamn pool boys just equalized against west brom and now i'm convinced i'm bad luck
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Okay thank god we’re back to weird gear-sphincter doors and neon bleepity-bloop hallways and not actual street corners I recognize
Kira and O’Brien just warped to the wrong time period in SF and met some hippies and it has redeemed the entire arc