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heart of gold / jacket of denim (he/him)

San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2020
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A traditional unlike any other.
Man accused of carrying Confederate flag into US Capitol on Jan. 6 might be among the first to fold. Plea negotiations are underway, per hearing underway in DC federal court
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‼️🚨🇺🇸 PATRIOTS BEWARE 🇺🇸🚨‼️
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X Wife’s Place - Salt Lake City
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peak
An NFT of a drawing by Jean-Michel Basquiat has been withdrawn from sale after the late artist’s estate confirmed the seller does not own the licence or rights to the work ow.ly/n1Ag50EzH4c
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“... they’re called ‘women,’ and they have some locals up in arms.”
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Elon Musk's business partner says he could build the real "Jurassic Park" with genetically engineered dinosaurs hill.cm/ieqoX1A
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Hello Anthony. Did you really think you had found every one of my apprentices? I hope you like surprises, because once I open this door, you’ll see by I am the true games master [every minor character from every Saw movie come in with everything for a HUGE twist ending]
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Replying to @DocFeezberg
It’s just turned into an incredibly unscrupulous and lame premium cable channel
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And it seems to me You lived your life Like a candle in the wind
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Two interesting things about honey: 1) if stored properly, it’s virtually spoil-proof 2) once opened, it gets all over every goddamned thing near it in your cupboard
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Woody Harrelson and Lucy Liu team up to fight Morrissey in the North Pole
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Found a funny headline from the year 2000 newspapers.com/clip/75163823…
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GET EQUIPPED WITH COOL OFFENSIVE
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It’s Bandcamp Friday again. We still have like four or five cassettes. Experience the auditory pleasures of International Cybertruck Anthems
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My goodness, pets are expensive, uh / But friendship, you know that’s endless, ah / Looking for a nice cat with soft toe beans, y’know / Looking for the right cat to nap with me
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BREAKING: Knives Out 2 will be directed by JJ Abrams
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Oh nooooo I hope no high school girls mistake me for a high schooler and try to talk to me that would be soooooo embarrassing haha 😅😜🙈😂🤪🙈😅
Just walked into gym wearing high school debate camp tshirt. I fully deserve whatever is about to happen
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Undeterred, he creeps through the drive-thru at midnight: “Hello welcome to Taco Bell can I help you” “YEAH, let me get a BURRITO MAKE IT TWO, MUCHO MAS NEATO,” “God DAMNIT Anthony I am calling the police”
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Anthony Kiedis getting fired from Taco Bell because he won’t stop rapping peoples’ orders in an offensive accent
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