THE ONION (retired). Global media producer. Former exec BRIDGES MEDIA. 35 city network. Shiny awards. Paul Newman protege. Not your “pal”, pal.
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2016
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Michael Dolan retweeted
A virus is a tiny infectious agent that can only replicate inside the living cells of a host—like humans, animals, plants, or even bacteria. Viruses are not considered "alive" in the traditional sense because they can't survive or reproduce on their own—they need to hijack a host cell's machinery to multiply.
Michael Dolan retweeted
It’s estimated that Elon’s cuts to USAID, between lack of AIDS, tuberculosis, malaria, and Ebola prevention and treatment, vaccinations, and food assistance, could cause over 4 million deaths within 1 year. This is nothing short of Elon Musk committing mass murder.
Michael Dolan retweeted
President Bartlet bringing down the house tonight #WestWing
Michael Dolan retweeted
You’re a nepo billionaire with a social media empire & government military contracts. You *are* the machine, you stupid cunt.
Trump Force One is probably one of the last airlines that will let her fly on the inside of the plane. Even Spirit makes her ride with the luggage.
Michael Dolan retweeted
I don't get it, this is like the #1 best person to sit next to on a plane. Won't talk to you, won't touch you, won't get wasted, definitely showered this morning, probably won't play videos out loud on his phone, 10/10 ideal seat mate.
Michael Dolan retweeted
It’s interesting how “any time, any place” becomes “one specific time, one specific safe space.”
I’ll be there on September 10th, like he agreed to. I hope to see him there.
Michael Dolan retweeted
Trolling racists with a tuba is one of the greatest performances I’ve ever seen.
Michael Dolan retweeted
"The pervasive indoctrination she had railed against simply did not exist. Children were not being sexualized, and she could find no examples of critical race theory"
A GOP Texas school board member campaigned against schools indoctrinating kids. Then she read the curriculum.
With @propublica: bit.ly/3QLoa1m
Michael Dolan retweeted
Sometimes I think to myself, "maybe my long COVID IS all in my head" and then in the middle of a basic grocery store trip I suddenly have ZERO energy to walk or even stand anymore and so I just sit down on the side of an aisle for 15-20 minutes recuperating.
Michael Dolan retweeted
Helena Bibowa, the oldest and only surviving native speaker of a tiny language called Wymysiöeryś is turning 102 today.
In honor of that, let me take you along on the story of Wymysiöeryś.
It's of death and resurrection, and a hefty deal of random, but I promise it's a happy one.
Michael Dolan retweeted
Score another one for vaccines and supportive relationships. #SuperBowl
Michael Dolan retweeted
Crockett: To be clear, whatever happens to your little leader it is going to be because of the actions he took so you can talk all you want to about how January 6 was nonsense but all of you are running at that time. You all were grabbing gas masks.
Michael Dolan retweeted
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