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Dom Pollard

@DomPollard

Known to be a light-emitting device

Joined September 2009
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and a very happy 7th birthday to Chin Rainbows x
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My father, professional troll
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My sister has a 1st from Oxford University yet today I had to explain to her what BC and AD years are
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Carrying a desk fan on the northern line on the hottest day of the year
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Crystal maze just got a whole lot more interesting
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Winning a prize of a round in a pub quiz to make it the accidental 5th pint of the evening on a Sunday is what the phrase ‘Pyrrhic Victory’ was made for
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Picked up my flatmate’s cherished harmonica, tried to play the Will Grigg’s on fire tune, was invited implicitly but firmly to fuck off
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You never realise how unfunny you truly are until you try and do banter in a thankyou letter
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“Dom, where do you see yourself in 4/5 years?”
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Still think about this a lot
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My sister’s stranded in Berlin bc of the Gatwick thing so asked the family chat for memes to amuse her, Mum’s not really on board
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My only meeting of this wind-down xmas week has just been cancelled last-minute, ‘tis truly a Christmas miracle, goodwill to all this fine morning
[before lamps were invented] moth: i've finished yet another novel. our empire is glorious and vast
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My Mum, giving me clear approval to buy a Danny Dyer-themed Christmas jumper
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Missed my stop on the bus because I was too distracted signing a petition to put Harry Maguire riding an inflatable unicorn on the new £50 note
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Which is 100% definitely a good use of your time, by the way change.org/p/bank-of-england…
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

Harry Maguire Riding An Inflatable Unicorn for the Face of the New £50 Note

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Just had the whole office randomly go quiet a split second before I called a 6 pint milk bottle I took out the communal fridge ‘a big big boy’
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In Greece they still sell Trident Splash gum so obviously I bought a tonne and am still living it up like it’s 2007
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Happy 4th anniversary to Chin Rainbows, still my greatest ever achievement and the first thing on my cv
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It’s my birthday today and at work I’ve just been given the greatest gift of all: a last-minute apologetic email asking to reschedule what was my only meeting of the day
Pretty sure I’m at peak happiness when watching Londoners attempt that ‘ridiculous Dorset village name or NFL player’ quiz
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